#surf dracula

[antoniabishop]

more surf dracula because I can't be stopped. ft mina and jonnie harker who own the surf shack

[victusinveritas]

[the-lady-blackwood]

The thing with Surf Dracula is that if refers to the specific thing of adaptations or reboots that spend the whole runtime on explaining how the protagonist got their powers or gimmick and almost nothing on them doing the thing they are famous for, but a lot of people use it to mean adaptation or reboot I don't like. Dracula surfs every week but now the surfboard is his only connection to his dead son and instead of equally silly villains he fights serial killers? Not a Surf Dracula, just an edgy reboot. Dracula surfs every week but instead of a colorful board and wacky outfits his board is fully black and matches his plain black bathing suit? Not a Surf Dracula, just something with a boring aesthetic. Dracula surfs every week but there's a long explanation about why him surfing is perfectly logical and even then everyone he meets constantly makes fun of how dumb the concept of a vampire surfer is? Also not a Surf Dracula. Dracula surfs every week but the Wolfman and Frankenstein's monster surf alongside him and give him surfing tips? Guess what? Also not a Surf Dracula.

[quasi-normalcy]

Anyone know if Surf Dracula is streaming on Poob?

[boringkate]

back in the day if u did a tv show about Bailey Jay you'd see her boobs every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how she got in line at otakon in 2007 until you finally get to see her boobs for 5 min in the finale

[gothketchup]

have reached the point in my life where i have no choice but to draw dracula surfing

[bergamohjones]

THEME TO SURF DRACULA

Copyright 1969 Universal Pictures

Written by Quincey Morris

Performed by Quincey Morris & A. "Louie" Card with the Universal Players

Lyrics transcribed from Surf Dracula pilot reel. Special thanks to Universal Film Archives.

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[Musical trill]

Let me tell you all about

A wild Transylvanian count

[Chorus] SURF DRACULA

In eighteen nine-oh he was killed with a stake

But lucky for him, it didn't quite take

[Chorus] SURF DRACULA

He said [Dracula Voice] "Oh ho ho, England isn't for me!"

And in a groovy old boat he set out to sea

[Chorus] SURF DRACULA

The boat hit a berg and our Count would have sank

But the lid of his coffin was a sweet little plank

[Chorus] SURF DRACULA

He said [Dracula Voice] "From being a bat I know how to hang ten,

This could be a vay to save my new friends!"

[Chorus] SURF DRACULA

Without wiping out, he saved the whole crew

And everybody agreed he was a tubular dude

[Chorus] SURF DRACULA

They all came ashore in Redondo Bay

And there our cool Count still surfs to this day!

[Chorus] Surf Dracky, surf Dracky, surf Dracul Ay! Surf Dracky, surf Dracky, surf Dracul Ay! Raddest Surf Vamp in the U S of A!

[Repeated X 2]

[Dracula Voice] Haaaaang Loose!

[snowmareve]

*wakes up from a posting coma* writing my video essay titled "The Surf Draculafication of video games." Please look forward to it