OH MY GOD THIS IS PARADISE

r | 23 | more mcr than complaining

[depsidase]

[romiiarts]

reconditioning

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[krekhead]

(through held back tears) finally turned my swag on!

[beguilingcorpse]

[vergess]

A fun bonus fact for you: those No Longer Buyable DVDs?

They're the ONLY surviving NONDAMAGED form of the show. In the late 90s, the masters from which the show is printed were damaged with a red-pink hazy filter.

So. Good luck buying them even if you find them. They're some of the most valuable collector's items in the entire franchise.

Without piracy, there would be NO UNDAMAGED COPIES OF SAILOR MOON AVAILABLE TO ANYONE ANYWHERE, PERIOD.

ETA: Because these undamaged copies are how you colour correct the uncensored ones.

Piracy Is Preservation.

[chainmurders]

Working for old people sucks ass I'm glad I'm not a vampire working for some old ass vampire. Imagine clocking in for the 400th year of your afterlife, and your boss (some 15th-century noble turned vampire during the Wars of the Roses) is still rocking the "plague doctor meets velvet doublet" aesthetic while lecturing you for using hand sanitizer. Talm bout some "Gloves? Thou wearest gloves whilst draining a victim? What art thou, some kind of sodomite Franciscan?" bc to him, modern vampires are decadent, weak, and obsessed with "rules" that only cowards need. He's seen empires rise and fall. Your concerns about "work-life balance" (not getting staked by witch hunters) seem pathetic to him. He survived the Reformation, the Industrial Revolution, and two World Wars. You survived... getting laid off during COVID before you turned and now being goth is "cool". At least human bosses eventually die or retire. Your vampire boss is there forever, still salty about the fall of Constantinople or whatever.

[sleepy-seal]

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

[ash-and-art]

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[wtfbeatlescartoon]

Girl: George! George Harrison! We shouldn’t ask you this but you’re so strong. 

Other Girl: And so famous!                                                                             

George: Yes, yes, go on.                                                                                       

Girl: We wondered if you could do something for us?                                            

George: How could I refuse such intelligent girls?                                         

*From Me to You begins playing as George does squats for 22 seconds with no apparent reason, then stops abruptly*                                                                   

George: Now what can I do for you?

[harrisongordonupdates]

“WE JUST RELEASED A NEW SONG!!! IT IS CALLED “Pretty” GO LISTEN TO IT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT !!!”

[gothketchup]

just saw thursday live in chicago and man. i did not realize that man was just a fucking hazard with a microphone. geoff. geoff please put that down.

[gothketchup]

miss my gf soooo bad

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[depsidase]

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here