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It's Jeff! Meets Daredevil #1 (2026)

written by Kelly Thompson art by Gurihiru

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

drizzit

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

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bergamohjones

Their love was never meant to be, but their hearts could not deny it.

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Belaloallure_HexBound CC collection

Hey everyone !!! The new hexbound collection is neo-gothic clubwear aesthetic, blending fetish-inspired detailing with high-impact statement pieces. Dominated by black faux leather, metallic hardware, and body-contouring cuts, each look explores themes of rebellion, sensuality, and alternative nightlife culture.

Notes:

new mesh

all LOD

custom thumbnail

HQ compatible

Please do not re upload or claim as yours

feel free to re color but do not include the mesh .

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twinkpeaksssss

scene where pc walks in on Classroom Harasser jerking it after hours in the digital media or whatever it's called room when?

>Help them out?

>Just silently walk out and close the door behind you?

>Call them a freak.

bergamohjones

> Grab whatever you came in for, make eye contact, leave without responding to anything they say.

justsomeguycore

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

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mala-taste

Good for them!

dingdongyouarewrong

man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

mycroftrh

I want to state, for the record, that “all the avengers would live together in the tower” wasn’t collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided to… not. For whatever goldarn reason.

dingdongyouarewrong

GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS

bergamohjones

"Wow, Tony, this is amazing! And it's right downtown, too. And holy cow, what a view! You're really going to let us live here rent-free?"

"What do you mean, 'rent free'?"

notjusthespongenextdoor

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

notjusthespongenextdoor

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

#first 10000 years of human society was learning that keeping poop off the streets prevents disease #last 50 years was forgetting it

notjusthespongenextdoor

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

notjusthespongenextdoor

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

thehmn

In Copenhagen you can visit The Round Tower. It used to be an astronomical observatory until light pollution and the vibrations from increased traffic in the streets made it useless for its original purpose.

Today it’s mostly famous for what it looks like on the inside.

It has an equestrian staircase though it’s so smooth it’s really just a gentle slope more than a staircase. It was build like that so our lazy bum king could ride his horse all the way to the top (king not in photo)

And naturally people have also driven cars up the tower

And held a bike race

For a while it was just sort of abandoned by the authorities and became a spiraling marketplace

But today it has been restored and become a tourist spot as well as a popular destination for school trips. And yes, you can still watch the cosmos at the top.

simplysebby

getting new followers and especially a new mutual is so scary i gotta hit reblog extra good for a bit as to not scare them off

bergamohjones

Not me. If I get a new mutual I make sure to pop off with my most feral posts and reblog extra smut so they know what they're signing up for.

#this blog brooks no cowards #love me at my weirdest or leave #reblogging porn and sex workers is the online equivalent of rent-reducing gunshots

karcatgirl-vantas

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

professionalchaoticdumbass

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this