Incorrect Surface Bound Quotes 1
Quintin: *sipping his coffee in his classroom while waiting for his students to sit down*
Eli: *walks in and looks at the posters of anime characters, mainly women, making science puns and theories* "Whose basement did I just walk into?"
Quintin: *not even looking up* "They're educational. Sit down and shut up. Let me have the only joy I have anymore."
(Original)
Pronto: "Have no fear! It is I! The-"
Citizen: "IT'S THE TRASH EATER!"
Sedo: "Undertrasher, how lovely it is to see your ugly mug"
Pronto: "IT'S THE UNDERMINER!"
(Original)
Kord: "Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday."
Eli: "Wednesay."
Kord: "Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible."
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Eli: "I failed my safety training course today."
Trixie: "Why, what happened?"
Eli: "Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Trixie: "And?"
Eli: "Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer."
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Twist: "You’re like an oyster. Not appealing on the outside, but your insides are worth a lot of money!"
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Billy: "Eli, you can't win, I have unhinged autism."
(Youtube: Blarg)
Eli: *watching their house burn down*
Eli:
Eli: *starts filming* "Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything."
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Eli: "Looks like Trip didn't bring a date."
Trixie: "You know that's shocking considering how much he claims to have dates all the time"
Trip: "Oh you two are actually a thing. Shocker."
Trixie: "What, jealous? What'd you end up doing, did you bring your mom to prom?"
Trip: "Actually, I brought your mom to prom."
Poppy, Trixie's mom: "Oh hi sweetie, I can't believe your friend here invited me to your prom."
(Based on the Smosh prom video)