#surrealshit

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...are the gems wearing clothes or are their clothes just kinda part of them because if they’re not that’s some fuckin wild space rock nudity we got goin on

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hey hey you wanna know something really wild?

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sonic the hedgehog has no pants

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if pink is just a lighter shade of red and red is the color of communism then pink is just kinda like soft pastel communism

[godtiermeme]

me: brah

some dude: ?????

me: [cradling my own breasts]

me: not u i'm talking to the real bra

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imagine the sims but all the sims have the

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face

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are they called jelly bellies because they look vaguely like stomachs?

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me, in confession at a catholic church. the priest asks me to confess my sins. i reach into my pocket and pull out my phone and pull up the shinji ikari soundboard and play the “i am myself” clip. that is it. that is every sin i have ever committed in a nutshell.

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google, how do i string together a million plastic bottles and float them out to sea to establish my own personal island?