Homestucks ❤ Socialism

Egbert, Ashe and Mage of Light. "Homestuck Ruined My Fucking Life," Asexual and Hopeless Panromantic She/He/They Quarterly 413 (1996): 29-99.

[godtiermeme]

Ahahaha nooooo don't draw Alpha Dave doing the AKIRA bike pose it'll be too sexy ahahahaha don't do it hahahaha

[hauntedchronicler]

:*

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[diimplekun]

They want that cookie so effing bad

[godtiermeme]

I have learned about Swatches pocket watches and what the McDonald's® Kid's Meal™ toy is that bullshit?

[cinnamonngirl555]

Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.

[godtiermeme]

If I don't go to the Titanic Museum within the next year or two, I may just explode.

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[fartbong-rewritten]

its just simply not possible

[latehypocrite]

awesome sauce

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Three yaks dance in Lhasa city (cr 情满拉萨，吉吉)(If you do not reside long-term in a high-altitude environment, please avoid intense physical activity at high altitudes, as it may trigger altitude sickness.)

[nyxkaikaos]

[Three musicians in astonishingly good chubby yak fursuits dance to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it"]

[gunpowdercarousel]

Me: They're probably dancing to some traditional folk music or something.

Me: *unmutes it*

Me: AH.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[victusinveritas]

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

this baby tawny frogmouth is hungry hungry hungry! hes taking it all!

[hollowedskin]

These things fall out of the tree overhanging my parents place every year, because their nests are just... Lay egg on the branch. The branch then gets whipped around in the wind and flings the little guys about. Sometimes they're super small like this guy, and sometimes theyre about the size of a half litre milk carton.

Every year, multiple times a year, my dad goes and scoops them off the ground after it's been a bit wimdy, and plops them on his deck railing, which is in sight of their nest. One year he got all four.

The parents just come down and resume operations on the nice wide flat branch that conveniently holds their babies out of the rain and where the predators can't see them, and my dad delights in watching the little motes of fluff turn into proper lintballs and then bad sticks.

So far he hasn't needed to take any to WIRES because the parents just keep feeding them and there haven't been any taken by cats or currawongs after he's scooped them. He's also got a rosella nestbox on the deck now too, and the local magpie babies realised he's an easy mark for treats.

[victusinveritas]

[records-of-a-slacker]

Whoever you are i promise i'll protect you with my life ilysm i hope you eat three warm meals a day that you like and see beautiful things in the mirror

[6kai3]

TIME 4 BLOOD