#survivalrules

[sorryasianparents]

I broke down and decided to give in and get my nephew fries, cheeseburgers and a soda. Now I understand why parents get their kids candy as a reward. If I could survive high school as a #fatasian at 230 lbs then so can he. It's up to him now to fight diabetes. God speed. #sorryasianparents #asian #survivalrules https://www.instagram.com/p/CDIgIbEp_yI/?igshid=1bzwyu7d9uqv

[imerald-blog]

Правила выживания №1: Будьте осторожны с морепродуктами

[simplesimoncreative]

#yearofrandommovies #day84 #zisfor #zombieland #columbus #jesseeisenberg #survivalrules #rule1cardio #drawingoftheday #drawing #illustrationoftheday #illustration #sketchoftheday #sketch #createeveryday

[mundanekanga]

Rules to succesfully survive a horror movie:

You may not survive the movie if you have sex.

You may not survive the movie if you drink or do drugs.

You may not survive the movie if you say "I'll be right back", "Hello?" or "Who's there?"