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Don’t ever vote for me.

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The Date

Jules, who actually thought about it, wins the reward! She will now be on her way for a great date with Shareef. Here were the dates submitted!

Brian’s Date: meet on tinder and catfish each other to meet up with a girl and then just fuck anyway

Jules’ Date: first of all, our date is going to be in october because heat sucks. ill pick you up at your place, because im a chivalrous lady, and we’ll go to dt charleston. we’ll stop at tricera coffee, because it’s just got a really cute theme. we might do a lil shopping if you want, but our next main stop is the aquarium, where we’re going to have a private behind the scenes tour. after that, we’ll go down to the battery to watch dolphins and tourists and finally, finish the day off with a private sunset dinner cruise- with an open bar, obviously. but wait! you may say. that’s a lot of walking! don’t worry, we’re taking bike cabs all over. i think people might generally want to take the horse carriage rides, but those make me sad.

Ryan’s Date: I trip to McDonalds where he can order off the Dollar Menu and then we go to Home Depot where we buy an industrial floor waxer for his bald head.

Josh’s Date: Starbucks. And make Shareef pay for it.

Mandy’s Date: i will take shareef on the vacation of his dreams, he will tell me what it is when we get to the airport.

Trevor’s Date: our date would be watching a terrible horror movie on Netflix

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FINALLY Breaking down the vote

Vote breakdown for Jakey’s boot:

Jakey: 9 votes (including self-vote and penalty)

Liana: 3 votes

Brian: 1 vote (self-vote)

Jeremy: 1 vote (self-vote)

Ryan: 1 vote (penalty vote)

Challenge will be posted tonight! Its Bachelor week!

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Immunity #1 Results

When you rig a challenge for people who know how you think but find out they’ve been #fakes this whole time:

Anyways, with a score of -11, Josh wins the first Immunity! Jakey and Ryan both failed to submit, and as such they will each be given a penalty vote and also I’d like them out at some point because they lame.

Here are the results:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rPVSrcBYLabEG1h2invVDHtYwPlfXDWNCgD9_k-Ed_0/edit?usp=sharing

The first vote out can be for anyone but Josh. Votes are due tomorrow and 9 PM PST. Keep reading for explanations of my answers, they are quite enlightening.

1. Who is in a sticky situation? Mandy, because Phil is mad that they didn’t change their season plan so that he could make the merge.

2) Who is the most old and bitter? Liana because her husband was mean to me.

3) Who is the most grating? Ryan because he is an asshole who tried to infiltrate the bluebeards and also just generally gets himself voted out first because no one wants to work with him.

4) Who would get Wanda’d? Josh. He’s smol and innocent just like Wanda and I’d be very sad if he did. Also I feel like he’s just someone who would get picked last or not at all.

5) Who would try to throw a challenge and fail? MJ. He literally tried to throw a challenge for me and failed. You all said BRIAN?!?!?! The challenge throwing expert???

6) Who trusted Shareef again? Trevor because fliper floopers mcgees tend to gravitate toward other flipper flooper mcgees

7) Who is going to get #cancelled by the bb18 tag? Jules because she hates women and thinks she’s not like other girls.

8) Who keeps me up at night? Jakey because I’m still haunted by his betrayal and surprisingly bad lies.

9) Who would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Jeremy, because he’s Jeremy. He seems like A+ grandma-friend material but also she wouldn’t know what he was talking about half the time.

10) Who is hiding a sex addiction? Austin. I think he’s cycled through 4 men by now?

11) Who should I rig the season for? Andrew (I EVEN GAVE HIM A HUGE HINT). Because he’s the other robbed contestant who made the mistake of signing up for this game.

12) Who has a crush on Phil? Brian. He only threw challenges so he had an excuse to see my beautiful face on camera every other day.

13) Who would you trust with your life but would probably stab you in the back? Nathan. He admitted he has “no problem with betraying a friend” in the chat--his social game is so on point that people are scared of him and thus his social game is no longer on point.

14) Who will be a sixth place flop? Phil. It is my legacy people I call myself a sixth place flop more than I call myself Phil.

15) Who needs real friends but won’t get them because they spend to much time playing games online? Monty. He’s probably in 27 by now, He should be enjoying his young life before it all goes to shit but he’s here instead.

Bonus season rewatch: Philippines. Because its a good season.

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It’s Time

After too many days of stress on the survivor island that generations played on. Coming back from the trip, fifteen of the players got lost on a boat. Shareef took bought a plane with his million so he got out of this mess.

The fifteen players quickly looked to Phil for leadership, as he was obviously the most qualified.

His verdict? Instead of trying to get off the stranded island, they should play a game!

And so it begins. Which one of these players will become the main character of Survivor fanfic island?

14 players. One King. No winners.

Are you ready to meet the cast? Here they are!

Mandy. “I hate this fucking cast and now I’m stuck playing with them. Let’s show them how to do this.”

Jules. “I’m here to find me a man.”

Liana. “You guys should all play survivor Hawaii!!!”

Monty. *Tries to speak but still hasn’t figured out how to unmute Skype.*

Brian. “The best way to win? To lose.”

Andrew. “There’s no ‘I’ in Andrew.”

Josh. “What game is this?”

Austin. *Takes a selfie*

MJ. “I need to pay for the drugs...without them my gums will fall out.”

Nathan. “Um, guys please don’t blindside me again.”

Trevor. “I’m VERY LOYAL.”

Jakey. “I’m not feeling very confident about my ability to play with these people.” *wins every challenge,* *makes a secret alliance that no one finds out about,* *stands for 10 hours,* *wrecks everyone.* “Okay, well, maybe I should be confident playing with this low calibur of players.”

Ryan. “I haven’t played in a long time!!”

Jeremy. “I’m here to write poetry about how poorly everyone plays.”

Ready to play? You all playing together right now! The Reward will come shortly!

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Episode 13: “Here’s a Sappy Quote to End My Time Here”- Jakey(Part 2)

I'M IN FINAL FOUR!!! As it stands now, I am tied for highest placing Kiwayu returnee with Sierra and Catherine, so that's super exciting. I'm really playing up the whole, "nobody thinks I played at all, drag me to the end!" I'm never SAYING that I never played, I'm saying OTHER PEOPLE said I haven't played, so that come FTC, nobody cal get me on that. I've got a plan going into FTC, hopefully I can actually make that plan all come together, and pull out the win, but who knows. I've got at least one locked vote, probably at least two. Depending on how I handle this last tribal, I could have three or four. It all comes down to if they see my game as valid. I see it that way, but it's not my perception that counts. It's the jury's.

addendum: During tribal, Jeremy called Shareef out on his "stupid gameplay" and not me, so things might just be looking up for lil ol me

HOW AM I STILL HERE. THE TUMBLR AURVIVOR GOD HAS GIVEN ME 10000 CHANCES THIS GAME AND I AM NOT WILLING TO WASTE IT!! I AM THE UNDERDOG NOW SO WOOF WOOF THIS DOGGY READY TO SEND SOMEONE TO THE DOG HOUSE THIS WEEK AND TAKE MY SPOT IN THE FINAL 3

welp my computer broke so who knows if i'll be able to do another video confessional. i might just do one on my phone. but anyway i got shareef and monty to vote out jules which is gr8 because now my plan to bring jeremy to the end with shareef and i is in full swing!!!!!!!

honestly... idfk bc shareef is never going to vote out jeremy so i'd have to go to a tiebreaker with monty and jeremy dksjflkj jeremy better win this time god. but best case scenario is jeremy wins final immunity and shareef is forced to vote out monty. as much as i would love to have that record with queendace it's hoenstly smarter for my game to "throw" the immunity to jeremy (if im given the chance, like if we're the last 2 standing in pressure cooker). if thats not the case then i'll just win to set that record and let jeremy compete in the tiebreaker. like yeah whatever he'll get jules's vote but lets be real i'd never get her vote in the first place.

ummmm yeah idk!!!!!!!!! if jeremy wins this game shl;skdlkj god... that would be.... so sad could the jury be that bitter??????? ik tumblr survivor juries are usually yikes like i mean pris beat lydia in a unanimous vote so anything can happen.

me when Jules demanded information after I flipped

Lmfao @ shareef basically using rights of passage to get votes. Its so obvious yet i dont think he can win. Honestly jakey has to go and the only way i have a shot of getting him out is winning this immunity tonight. I dont care if i have to stay up all night and be misserable at work tomorrow i am not having my fate be back in the hands of flips mcgee, jakey i win comps cuz my social games sucks, and mj im playing tumblr survivor?? Its me vs the other three so game on

Final thought: Shareef just made the dumbest decision in tumblr survivor history by taking a duo to final 3 but he isnt getting my vote anyways so i dont care!! But anyways i am proud of how i played and honored to be the 4th place robbed king two seasons in a row like how iconic. And for it not to be fire this time is a #blessing. I hope you all enjoyed my confessionals and just know i tried to the very end and i never gave up. I do think i played 100 tunes better this time around but this is the end of the tumblr survivor run ( for now). Thanks mandy and ryan and hope shareef falls down first (kiss emoji) (wave emoji)

So I was just BLINDSIDED by the hosts. That was a good twist. I'm now standing here, waiting for the right time to give in, because I lowkey have a final two with both of the people left and am here for it. I really hope Shareef wins immunity and takes out Jakey, so that I can have his vote. Then, I'll have (I think) Trevor, Liana, Brian, Jakey, maybe Jeremy, and maybe Phil, so that's 4 pretty much guaranteed and then from there two to maybe get, and then it's a fight. So like, this is looking real good for me, I think. And even if Jakey does win immunity and he takes me to FTC, I get to lose against a close friend of mine who has fought this game and would be a great winner. So like, I'm pretty satisfied with how this is turning out. Go us! (Party for final three new/middle/old, and Shareef finally being loyal to an alliance.)

fuck now im rly considering voting out shareef like kjfdlkdsjf my case would be so much better next to monty since he rly didnt do anything. i just dont know how bitter this damn jury is going to be. i think i have a good shot against monty maybe more than i do against shareef. i already promised shareef i was taking him and he would literally be so heartbroken if i didnt take him FUCKKK THIS SUCKSSSSS WHY AM I IN THIS POSITION im going to go crazy and i only have 40 minutes to decide. damn.

So, like, friend wise, I'm fine with Jake, Just putting it out there incase he doesn't believe me. But I've known my chances of winning were slim, so him taking one of the biggest threats to the end is just...bleh. And then I'm like, welp, this hurts you more than it hurts me, it's literally your loss. So, like, ok. I wasn't too upset about being voted out, but this ponderosa chat is driving me up the fucking wall. Everyone is like, you never talked, and then they're super annoying in the ponderosa chat, and I'm just sitting here thinking, "maybe I didn't talk to you because you all drive me insane, and having a one on one conversation would make me want to gouge my eyes out, please never talk to me." except phil. he's chill. and jeremy, i guess i've lumped him in there all season, so i'll clarify that. but the rest, i'd be just fine not really talking to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me looking for this social game that MJ played that everyone keeps talking about

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/2/2f/Looking.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130909233657

So, MJ doesn't really know shit about what happened on our side. SO! Liana has been filling me in on the shit he's been saying about me in Ponderosa, so I'm real glad I voted him out. My petty ass feels good about that. So basically, he doesn't like me, and tbh, the feeling is totally mutual... The confessional earlier about being annoyed at the Ponderosa chat is mostly @ MJ, and then the other two by association. Yeah... that's about it.

well here is my last confessional of tumblr survivor!!! no matter what anyone says im really proud of how i ended my tumblr survivor journey. i tied the immunity record and improved on my social and strategic game that it allowed me to make it all the way to the end after 5 tries. in final tribal council i definitely didnt think i showed off the game that i actually played and the pressure of the whole live tribal council thing definitely got to me. i always knew it was going to be rough just because i've always been rough at public speaking and in the moment i basically forget everything i was gonna say and yeah it was bad. amanda kimmel realness honestly. im not very confident after that. not confident at all, actually. i think im going to get 2nd but at least it's an improvement and i think i did all i could. if one weak emotional decision at the end of this game cost me the win, then so be it. i can't change anything and i have to live with that decision i made of voting out monty. yeah i cant wait for this to be over tbh this game has made my anxiety soooo bad but it was a lot of fun. thx ryan and mandy my 2 original hosts ending it out for me!! i luv yall and i hope i made all of old school proud! this community has been with me for 3 damn years!! ive had so many laughs and so many cries. i love it and im so happy i stumbled upon this little niche. its sad to leave but happy with the way the book has ended. heres a sappy quote to end my time here. in the words of aaron copland, "the promise of living, the promise of growing, the promise of ending is labor and sharing our loving."

With FTC over there was one question really burned in my mind and how I answered. I know this won't be aired till after the confessionals are released but I felt it was really important to say.

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Episode 12: “Its So Fragile!” - Shareef

Jaffgass coming to a tumblr survivor game in a city near you

Well that's all she wrote! I love them all honestly and it's the best move because I probably would've beaten them all at the end (except MAYBE Jakey or Austin). I'm proud of the game I played and I went out swinging. Hopefully I've made an impression on you people because the next time I return, all y'alls ass is grass.

god im just like.... ready to get out austin and jules but obviously they arent going to vote for me in the end. i feel like this jury is going to be really bitter and just vote personally and if i bring monty to the final 3 with shareef and i, liana and trevor are going to vote for monty and shareef could possibly beat me. splitting up my potential jury votes is not what i want so i need jeremy next to me in that final 3. i love monty but i cant have these secured jury votes he has next to me when they can easily be mine. quite honestly honest i think shareef  could beat me despite all his betrayals. so im thinking of taking jeremy and monty to the final 3. it depends if i win final immunity because shareef would def vote with me in final 4 if i lost immunity but if i won i think i could make it 3-1 for shareef. anyway this is just a random thought im having since im thinking long term about my game, unlike some people. HINT HINT!!!!!!!!!!!!! [6/25/2016 10:02:54 PM] jakey: but whats gonna happen if I win immunity [6/25/2016 10:02:56 PM] jakey: whats your plan [6/25/2016 10:03:17 PM] Jules Anglim-Hwang: well, im assuming at this point that you have an idol. so tbh idk! [6/25/2016 10:03:27 PM] Jules Anglim-Hwang: im hoping that i win. [6/25/2016 10:03:41 PM] jakey: lol [6/25/2016 10:03:45 PM] jakey: great plan! [6/25/2016 10:03:51 PM] Jules Anglim-Hwang: i know, right?!?!?! [6/25/2016 10:04:10 PM] Jules Anglim-Hwang: ive said it before and ill say it again: tryna take it one round at a time!

[25/06/2016 10:51:20] Shareef: liana coming for me in the tag oh wow oh wow [25/06/2016 10:51:34] Austin: I liked it [25/06/2016 10:53:21] Shareef: I know you fake binch [25/06/2016 10:58:04] Austin: Gotta secure the jury votes bitch!!!

Fuck fuck fuck! Jakey COULD NOT win immunity. It's like the only thing I wanted. If he didn't win immunity, then he would've gone home, and now I'm the only one against the numbers. Like, even if he had lost, I would've voted with him, but they would've split and voted him on the revote. So like, ughghghgh. Now I'm pretty sure I'm going home, and like, I'd just come up with a game plan for the rest of this game. 🙃

[5:44:56 PM] jakey: any plans now? [5:54:38 PM] Jules Anglim-Hwang: yep! [5:56:29 PM] jakey: nice hahahahahah honey you got a big storm comin'

its genuinely funny how jules and austin and jeremy think im so bad at the game and i need immunities to survive KDJFLKFJL like ohhhh boy do they have a big storm coming. also why is winning immunities a bad thing? it's not my damn fault i got shareef to get you guys to vote out mj so i can have an easier time winning?? okay i guess it is my fault but :~) im sick of winning immunities being seen as a weakness. im winning cause i can. if i couldn't win, i wouldn't. im not going to throw an immunity challenge just because people think i need them to survive. no, im winning them because i can. these immunities have not been easy and i've worked my ass off in every single one of them. HELL I SPENT 3.5 HOURS ON A LOGIC PUZZLE JUST TO WIN. I PRACTICED HUNDREDS OF MAZES BEFORE HAND. I SAT AT MY COMPUTER AND WAS READY FOR EACH ENDURANCE QUESTION. just because im putting in more effort than you, doesn't mean i should be faulted for it. i just think its so funny how they have no idea shareef has been working for me this whole time and doing all the work without getting any real blood on my hands. i know i would have been safe not winning because shareef would have always went out on a limb to save me. hell, winning immunities is 10x more important in this game because you go to retirement to find idols and stuff. whats even better about having the opportunity to find one is hindering others from having that opportunity so i can make my moves without idol paranoia. you know what, i get a lot of shit in this game because i have to play up the whole "in the minority im desperate for anything" act and its great how pompous the "majority" has become. well everything is about to change as we systematically take them out of this game.

I just realized I'm pretty sure I forgot to submit this before I was voted out:

So I just got off a call with Shareef where he essentially spelled out that I am going next and there’s nothing I can do about it. We’ll see. He showed those cards too early I think and now I have all day tomorrow to really sell how dangerous Shareef is. Also Jakey is telling me to be careful and I’m like BINCH. YOURE NOT THE ONE WHO IS IN TROUBLE SO YOU CAN SIT DOWN. If I successfully flip Jeremy and Shareef ends up going home its going to feel SO DAMN GOOD FUCK. I’ve made what I think to be a very secure f2 with Jeremy (especially since I was planning on taking him anyway since we all have a great chance of beating him) Word okay so scrap that plan, now I’m hoping to get Austin to vote out Jules with me Jakey and Monty but I’m… idk I feel like the real best move would be to vote for Monty. Okay fuck except they would never split it that’s stupid. Fuck ok. So Jeremy is for sure lying about wanting to vote Shareef but thats fine. I may have fucked up by coming on so strong with him, but oh well. Hopefully we can still secure Austin voting for Jules. I’m feeling more and more like there’s really nothing I can do. I think with me, Jakey and Austin, I need to talk to Austin one on one and make sure he knows I want to move forward with him as an individual, I’m not Jakey’s partner (though no, I do not want to be at the end with Austin). Next day: Okay I wasn’t entirely considering voting out austin but I think Jules is actually down because she can’t be sure the others aren’t lying to her, especially after the MJ vote. I went to her and was basically like, it’s between you or me lets change that. And I know I still have Monty and Jakey so as long as she isn’t lying I know I’m good. 

Basically I'm fucked because someone from my alliance is going home tonight be use fuck jakey's idol 

Im just gonna do monty cuz i am working a double and too tired to do evil scheming and stuff yawn tear cry i hate work

I HAVE EXCLUSIVE, NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE OF THE FINAL SIX!!!

blah blah blah another confessional of jules freaking out about jake's potential idol! tonight's going to go one of many ways! 1. JAAFGASS alliance will all vote Monty, Monty and Jake will vote someone (probs me), jake doesn't play an idol, Monty goes. 2. JAAFGASS alliance will all vote Monty, Monty and Jake will vote someone (probs me), jake DOES play an idol, someone (probably me) goes 3. I'm being lied to and the vote is 5-1 and I go 4. 3-3 tie? idk. so many possibilities, but let's hope for scenario 1! im very close to my best placement now!

so the move that i've been planning for dearly so long is finally going to happen. so monty, shareef, and i are going to vote for austin tonight and jeremy is voting for monty and austin is voting for jeremy. don't know if jules will be voting for monty or jeremy tonight it depends, but most likely she is going to vote for monty even though it doesn't matter. and i'm going to pull off a 3-2-1 hahahhaa. this is assuming monty is a loyal heaux even tho i'm pretty sure he is. i've worked hard instilling a final 2 into him so i'm really praying he doesn't lie to me. i've been lying to him about having an idol and i'm going to have to tell him tonight that i "just found it" and get the receipts from when i found the idol and just change the dates and times. but yeah hahahaha jeremy/jules/austin have no idea this is happening and they'll finally be blindsided and it'll be glorious. they think i was dumb for not going with them in the merge and it's just funny how dumb they think i am tbh. austin should know better from redemption island honestly lol. his final 2 was jessica but jessica's final 2 was me and the same thing is happening now with shareef. i kinda feel bad "playing" shareef but i don't want to lose!!! i hope it's a fucking final 2 so i can go to the end with monty cause if ppl actually vote for monty over me i'll quit life. i need both monty and shareef in the final 4 cause they'd never vote against me just in case i do lose that immunity. if it is a final 3 ugh... im going to have to get monty to go to a tiebreaker with jeremy i cant have monty next to me in a final 3 because he has trevor and liana's votes when they could easily be mine since they're so bitter towards shareef. but yeah im not sure. i might have to vote out shareef at final 4 if it's a final 3 but idk jeremy is so unpredictable and will probably throw his entire game away just because he doesnt want to work with me. also next vote shareef wants immunity and im like ???? no i want the record !!! im not going to throw any immunity to him because last time i did that (in lost city) i got voted out sooooo no thanks. im putting everything into these immunity challenges even though i could survive without them, it's much easier for MY plans if i just win them to secure my safety no matter what. but yeah i feel so bad bc shareef rly wants to f2 with me but i cant even defend my game if he's sitting next to me?? like people will just say he did everything and i just won the challenges. like yeah i made shareef do all my dirty work for me by getting all the blood on his hands and not mine, but i can't argue that with him sitting right next to me. god it sucks. but i'll worry about that when the time comes. for now i just need to get ready for austin's blindside because the fallout will be great to watch. grab your popcorn, folks.

JAKEY FINALLY FUCKING FOUND AN IDOL!!!!!!! Now, does he use it now, or does he wait one more round.? How paranoid ARE we? So many questions. So few answers. This will be a shit show to say the least.

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Episode 11: “You Signed Up To Play Survivor. Play it Bitch.” -Jakey

SOOOOO WE DID IT!!!!!!!! There he go... I can't believe MJ never tried to get me to flip like Shareef said he would. And I can't believe he ended another one of our 3 message conversations! Crazy... So, I'm still loving voting out the fan faves https://vine.co/v/MlI2JXh97Jz Gotta find the rest!! Gotta vote them out! I'm starting to feel very irrelevant rn, and I have the feeling people will be trying to drag me to the end as a goat. I can accept that, but then again, I could have fun. For a while I could never really get past 7th place, so now whenever I get at that point, I kinda go crazy. If I'm going to be dragged to the end as a goat, might as well have some fun with it.

So the plan worked andd i am feeling mixed emotions but yikess at mj basically shading austin . Its was just yikes. Now ughh at touchy subjects. I always win the bad stuff like biggest goat or playing for second and yada yada yada. But now i need to win this and make sure i am 100 percent safe

boy, oh boy. so, last night was not a high point in Jules' Tumblr Survivor Career. i recently switched to the night shift at work, so while i can have skype on my work computer, i'm not technically allowed to, so i can like, sneakily have skype open. but most strategizing has to be done during the day before i go to work. so i'm at work last night, and i get a message from shareef around 8:00, an hour before the vote, asking me if i can call. luckily, i was going on my dinner break, so i was able to get on skype for a minute. the plan for the vote was for me, shareef, mj, austin, and jeremy to vote for brian and hope to god jake didn't have an idol to play. shareef informs me, though, that the vote has changed to mj, and that jeremy and austin have flipped. so im freaking out because like, i've been thinking that i didnt want to go to the end with mj, but i wanted to make sure that we had a really solid majority before voting him out. so i was very much Not Ready for that. but shareef and i couldnt think of a way to save him- he didn't have an idol or anything. so i told mj that it was happening, and then voted for him. it's been a day since then, and i honestly feel like such a sellout for writing his name down. was it the right move? probably. but i feel awful, and i wish more than anything that i could go back and stop myself from changing my vote from brian to mj at last minute. it's like, we've been tight in this game literally from the beginning, and even though i couldn't have done anything to save him, i didn't need to write his name down. not this time, anyway. bby mj, im so sorry, and you deserved better. i mean, i was still plotting your demise or w/e, but not like this. hopefully he'll understand.

BUT that's over, you know. gotta keep moving forward. this is right around the point that i generally get voted out in games, so im pretty nervous. by all logic, it should be me next, so im trying to do well on this immunity. i love touchy subjects, but im not exactly good at it.

austin and jeremy say they're still good with me and shareef but... they have to understand that my trust for them both has dropped out the window, essentially. i had a call with austin for a little while last night, where he kind of reassured me that we were still good, and that jake or, barring that, brian would go next, but we'll see. i cant know that he's trustworthy until we see a vote. and a vote could be me.

so basically, to sum up: -i feel like a complete sellout for voting for mj -touchy subjects is a cute challenge -could be me next -i still really want to go to retirement!

goddamn, touchy subjects brings out a narcissistic streak in me. oh well!!

(also, the only person i actually trusted in this game is gone so i guess i just get to talk to confessionals now)

So apparently i am gulible but people are surprised i am here but yet i have the best shot at making final 3 but i am playing for second yet i am in the best position but i also think i am in control. What kind of icon teas. Ugh i hate touchy subjects and gross jakey one:( he wins fucking everything like does he have like rabbit feet in his asshole which makes him so lucky. Anyways i think the plan is to get out brian but they are gonna like fake a recept saying we want monty out in case jakey has an idol(which he prob does cuz he goes to the retirement home more then my cougar aunt looking for a new rich husband) but anyways i hope this works and like apparently jakey wants to take me to final three so i am just gonna play along cuz like i cant say no??? But really no i want you out dude you gotta go bye!! Anyways i hope this works and yeah

Jakey and everyone wants to work with me now?? What is this? So basically its two groups of three and i am like in the middle and ugh this is too stressful for me. Why cant like it just be we all agree someone has to go why do we need sides ugh welcome to survivor i guess. Jakey being so nice to me when he prob voted me like fakest person ans uglies flop or something and like jules prob wants me dead yer she acting really nice ugh idk what i am doing but i gotta he smart and think for me whats the best move cuz out if rn idk

LMFAO so austin and jules are sitting here telling me theyre going to vote for each other and even faking their conversations to send me and im sitting here like........... LMFAO yall think im really that dumb?

so after shareef confirms that with me im literally dying laughing at this point. im talking to jeremy and i really wanna solidify something with him. right now its not looking too good tbh because shareef was telling me that he leaked some of our convo to them and then jeremy lied to me and said that he hasnt been talking to them even though i know they were all on a damn call.

sooooooooooo right now i think brian's going to have to go.and i'll have to vote in minority (again ahhahaah) and then i'll have everyones jury vote !!! until i tell them all that i had just as much of a hand in their ~evictions as anyone else

but yeah okay so brian will prob go this vote and then next vote theyre gonna wanna split it between me and monty... so im telling shareef that is the time to flip on them and get out austin. then at final 5 we have an idol and a 3-2 majority anyway. so if people catch on and want shareef or myself out depending on immunity, we have that idol to make it into the final 4.

and then at that point it's up to me who i want to stay loyal to and ugh it'll be really fucking hard cause i love both monty and shareef so at that point it'd come down to who i can actually beat in the end.

GOD OKAY I NEED TO RANT ABOUT JEREMY LSDFJLKDJ

LIKE WHY ARE YOU SO FAKE AND STUPID???? WHY WOULD YOU VOTE WITH THEM SLDKFJDLKFJLK YOURE NOT GOING TO WIN ANYWAY SO WHY DONT YOU ACTUALLY MAKE MOVES AND HAVE A CASE TO MAKE WHILE YOU'RE SITTING AT THE END??? I DONT UNDERSTAND GOATS AND I NEVER WILL. YOU SIGNED UP TO PLAY SURVIVOR. PLAY IT, BITCH.

me: *plays multiple idols, and doesn't go home even though i probably should have several times, and is generally playing a decent game* everyone: 

me: *makes merge and doesn't IMMEDIATELY spill my heart and soul to every person left in the game* every person left in the game: "monty?" 

...I'm not bitter

So brian came to me about getting shareef out and honestly it makes ao much sense. I already have blood on my hands from the mj vote so what alittle more blood this week. And brian seems like he does have my back so i have alot to think about!!

me writing down austin's name tonight knowing damn well he aint going anywhere but should be SHOOK for next round.