{ 🦄 } :: ❝ I miss the science fair to cheer for the Huber Football team and Dexter and Mandork lost to a girl, AND got threatened at gunpoint. And then Doug got in a duel with Mandark.
No fair! I always miss the good stuff! ❞

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{ 🦄 } :: ❝ I miss the science fair to cheer for the Huber Football team and Dexter and Mandork lost to a girl, AND got threatened at gunpoint. And then Doug got in a duel with Mandark.
No fair! I always miss the good stuff! ❞
* @susantcst / @builtperil
‘ care to run that by me again, SHORTIE? ‘
𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 — Nobody. Nobody! beats Dexter at the science fair & threatens him at gun point but me!
“Beautiful, and deadly? Now that’s a woman.”
[ 🦄 ] :: ❝ Hey so... ❞
[ 🦄 ] :: ❝ I think I know why her show lasted longer than ours... ❞
Dee Dee watching @builtperil mess with @susantcst like
@susantcst said:
don’t think i forgot about you
⚛ ⚛ — Audible quivering. Is that sweat or tears forming on his face? — ⚛ ⚛
Roleplayer Notes / Dash Commentary:
Okay I really don’t have to go that length but I can’t help but rationalize why Susan specifically would own a g//un, and all I can think of is that she’s had one ever since Bling Bling Boy first made a move on her, but Mary is always holding her from doing that. Also something about the name turns people evil.
As of Dexter and why a “whole-xss functional g//un” would intimidate him, I think he’s used to “fighting” Mandark, and their laser guns would be made to stun the opponent. Dexter can shoot Susan Test without harming her, but he’s too intimidated to remember that.