#suspiciously conspicuous

[tails-of-a-vet-student]

I’m studying for finals….

[tails-of-a-vet-student]

I hope that one day one of my jokes gets enough attention to make it onto a buzzfeed list (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

[tails-of-a-vet-student]

Why purple Kool-aid?

The nice thing to do would have been to mix it an alcohol and have a nice open bar.

[tails-of-a-vet-student]

So many amazing things were born in 1996

For example: -Pokemon -Space Jam -Me

[tails-of-a-vet-student]

I'm the fun parent friend: -Tries to be hip and cool, but I'm not -pretty chill on rules -excitable af -my answer to any requests is generally "yes" -bad at dealing with sad emotions -uses self humiliation to elicit a smile from people -dumb jokes -puns

[tails-of-a-vet-student]

I send everything anonymously

because if I don't and you respond, what are we? Do I continue to talk? What do I say? Plus I am awful at keeping in contact.

[tails-of-a-vet-student]

My mother loves guacamole

When I was little, my mother used to tell me and my siblings that guacamole was a grown-ups only food, like alcohol, so we wouldn't eat it. My older brother eventually found out the truth when he was offered some at a friend's house.

[tails-of-a-vet-student]

That moment when you realize you are Speckles...