Isaac: I think I'm bi.
Lance: Which one?
Isaac: Wh- What do you mean?
Lance: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar?
Farmer: I know...
Farmer: A BITCH!
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Isaac: I think I'm bi.
Lance: Which one?
Isaac: Wh- What do you mean?
Lance: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar?
Farmer: I know...
Farmer: A BITCH!
memes hooray hooray
Events in Stardew Valley Expanded: "Oh, there are a couple of mature events that can disturb the player, but they are disabled by default, you can turn them on yourself but be careful, there can be unpleasant and very sad moments, I hope everything is fine with you, take care!"
Events in Ridgeside Village:
Future Lance's marriage events be like
Rude NPC: exists
Farmer:
Has anyone made a post like this before? No?
Ok
An ordinary day in the life of a chaotic farmer under the care of the wizard and guild mentor a.k.a. stressed uncles
I wanna squish myself into Lance and Victor's tiddies
They do be big bazonkas
That's it good night!!
Mhm...