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ficlet: a new hero in town (lois/lana)

Title: a new hero in town Fandom: Smallville Pairing/Characters: Lois/Lana Rating: G Word Count: 926 Summary: She really needed to stop getting herself into these messes. A/N: for my femslashficlets table, prompt: knight in shining armor 

She really needed to stop getting herself into these messes. But, Lois decided, as she knocked out one of her attackers, she hadn’t exactly been expecting her dry cleaners to be a front- for what, she was still figuring out. All she had been doing was trying to get her jacket before they closed and got distracted by the suspicious noises coming from the back of the building. She investigated, only to come face to face with some very shady looking people who now wanted her dead for hearing more than she should’ve. It hadn’t exactly been in her evening plans. Jabbing her elbow into the gut of a man who had grabbed her from behind, she stepped on his foot, digging her heel into his toes, and got the separation she needed when he winced and stepped back, using the distance to take him out as well. But at the familiar sound of a gun cocking, she realized that her luck may have run out and there was no time to call for help. Before he could fire, he was taken down too, and so were his remaining friends, all of them tied together in a flash. Her hero turned out to be a woman dressed head to toe in black leather, a mask covering the top half of her face. She was shorter than Lois, petite with black hair and a smile that looked way too familiar. In fact her whole presence seemed to ring a bell, but Lois couldn’t place her.    “Are you okay?”

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Emperor YQY AU! Shen Jiu becomes the Empress and some jealous Concubine tries to kill him to take his place. The only problem is she accidentally mixed up Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan, so Shen Yuan is poisoned. Cue an absolutely enraged Shen Jiu tearing everything apart to find out who hurt his younger brother. Everyone begs the Emperor to stop the Empress, but 1) YQY is also protective of SY 2) He knows nothing will stop SJ when SY is involved

I SEE A 79 ASK WITH SY + SJ AND IM OPENING MY SLEEPY EYES WIDE 

- are you giving me a period royalty au??? ARE?? YOU??? are u aware how much of a hoe i am for this setting *grips hair*- SJ as an empress with all the elaborate clothing and hairpieces and generally having the cold, aloof beauty down to a T which makes me laugh now that YQY as emperor still has a harem when he’s all over SJ’s problematique ass- SY being part of the imperial harem just so no one will touch him but he’s actually left alone reading books (coughs fictional novels coughs) while his brother maintains his power and influence in the court- ok but SY and SJ being their usual salty selves but SJ is more highkey whilst SY is more lowkey and they judge people behind their fans and would always give each other THE LOOK across the hall, room, etc whenever something happens which is translated to “are u seeing this sht” “yeah i am THE AUDACITY” “truly”- throwing LQG as the general of the imperial army bc what other role will we give him if not the most fitting hahaha- OMG LQG being the guard of SJ sometimes and it’s world war and LQG wonders why SJ cant be as nice as SY (who’s actually not really nice but is just better at keeping his sht together lmao)- LBH AS THE LOST PRINCE OF ANOTHER KINGDOM who was separated from birth to his twin (mwahahaha inserts bing-ge somewhere) and ends up in SY’s household

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YQY cultivated to immortality in his first life, but was unable SJ, so he died a mortal. He sacrifices his cultivation in exchange to rewrite the past to save SJ. It never works. He’s gone through a hundred lifetimes- an emperor, a beggar, the king of the cultivation world, the traitor of humanity. No matter what, he can never save SJ. Each time he fails, he sacrifices again, till his soul starts to fracture. He makes a final attempt, and it drops us into the world of SVSSS. 1/2

YOOOOOO interesting premise that the reason SY was dragged into the SV world was bc of YQY’s desire to save his Xiao Jiu!!!!! and then SY confesses this and ugh my 79 heart is aching again??? Yknow, personally, the thing about 79 that really hurts is how toxic they both are to each other and their personalities enable that destruction so it’s like their story is always rotting from the core. But good god, imagine if they actually manage to veer from their typical attitude to one another - if YQY stops it with that silent guilt and actually talk to SJ, if SJ finally lends a hearing ear and an open heart that were destroyed back then, if they trust one another to be vulnerable with each other just once so they can fix things ahhhhhhhhh

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Shen Twin AU: Part of Shen Jiu's backstory is that his brother Shen Yuan was killed before he escaped. YQY is the only one that knows SY existed because SJ won't walk about him. SY (The Reader) is mad at the wasted potential and when he transmigrates into the novel, he is put in as SY, SJ's younger brother. People find him and notice his resemblance to SJ. The rumors reach SJ and he goes to investigate. That's when the system kicks in and tells him his role. SJ becomes protective of SY.

ohhhh so this time, SY knows of SJ’s story beforehand!! aaaand im guessing this is before LBH even arrives in CQP so eyyyy more time for twins bonding and maybe SY dragging SJ out of his barbed shell full of hate ldslfsdkjfskjdfs CONSIDER - typical internal sassy SY salting his twin bc “gdi ge you’d have been sent to a rehab center in the modern world already w/ that attitude” 

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I'm seeing so much cute animal art for MDZS and SVSSS so i'm throwing this in. LBG transmigrates into a stray puppy in the modern verse. He gets adopted by SY. Cuddles, petting and so much fluff! LBG's new life is almost perfect, but that mean nasty cat Jiunyan and annoying dog (LQG) stick too close to SY for his liking. All three pets have cultivation & memories, try to off the competition and make sure their owner doesn't die. No one questions why he's raising 3 animals. Not even SY himself.

wait LBG so original!LBH?? where’s our bingmei here hahahaha 

- BUT OK OMG SY seeing his pets having a meeting and doing human-like actions and he just snaps a photo and posts it with “my babies are cute” caption- SY def has an instagram, twt, and basically all other social media accounts just to post photos of his beloved animals which has millions of followers- and he’s only following back 3 accounts which are bingpup’s, jiunyan’s, and dog!lqg’s own accounts (“what do you mean your pets don’t have their own accounts that they made themselves?”)- the 3 in the middle of an argument slash meeting on how to get back to that rude driver against SY and SY enters the room and the 3 suddenly calm down and blink cutely while going “arf”, “meow”, “woof” as if it can erase the fact they were speaking human language- SY, of course, values his sanity and conveniently compartmentalizes and throws the key to that memory away and smiles back - THE DAILY ADVENTURES OF SY’S PETS BC THEIR HOOMAN DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF- and then one day, poof, they get to retain their human bodies for a day and SY’s brain is about to break

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LWJs guqin gets possessed during an inquiry gone wrong. The spirit inhabiting the guqin refers to itself as a guardian angel whose goal is to get LWJ laid. It often asks him to do strange tasks such as going to the springs or talking with his brother in an open location. Plot twist the angel is actually a beta Single Dog service operared by SY who needs a certain amount of good papapa karma points to complete the task so he can return home. The 13 years was enough to nearly drive him crazy.

ADNKJDBJSFBSKFJ im bringing THIS back bc SY narrating everything lowkey distracts you from the angst and the subtleties of sht bc he’s too busy compartmentalizing and fighting with the system most of the time

“LAN WANGJI, HANGUANG JUN, FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY PLEASE OPEN YOUR DAMN MOUTH AND SPEAK PROPERLY!!!”

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Shen Twin AU: Once there was a really bad winter that seriously affected Shen Yuan's health and he almost died. Shen Jiu almost had a breakdown and was very close to throwing hands with the grim reaper. There's still a rumor that the reason Shen Yuan is still alive is because he died, but Shen Jiu went to the underworld and dragged him back.

+ orpheus and euridyce but shen twins style hahaha OK BUT THE WHOLE “dragged him back” sends me fnkfjasfa bc SJ wouldn’t be polite about it, he’s just gonna slam the underworld’s doors open and go “where is he?? i KNOW he’s here!! we’re going home, a-yuan! get your ass in here!”

+ SJ appearing in the street where the brothel is bc of some mission and the owner doing a double take bc he thought SJ was SY and he tries pushing him inside and scolding him that he should be dressed up already bc customers are gonna come and SJ is just all “excuse you?” and that’s where he finds SY haha

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AU where YQY had the System and when he tried to go off script (saving SJ), the System punished him by making him go thru a Qi Deviation and return too late to save SJ from the Qiu, and then only let him meet him again at the conference. He wanted to tell SJ why he couldn’t go back, but how can he explain that some omnipotent being is controlling him w/o sounding insane? So he is only able to do what the System allows him to. When SY transmigrates, YQY Knows SJ is dead cuz the system told him.

*scrambles out of my chair* EXCUSE??? *aggressively typing* ME??? *banging my fists on the table* DID WE NOT HAVE ENOUGH ANGST FOR 79 IN CANON??? *shakes my screen* TURN ON YOUR LOCATION I JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING *screeches at the heavens*