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Extremely specific to how I ship both pairs.

[zeessinfulbees]

What do you think are Rafael Barba's kinks and fav sex position?

RAFAEL BARBA, BABYYYYYYY! So I've only seen like... 3 seasons where he's in it? So I wouldn't say I'm as confident about headcanons with him as others BUT 1. I still got opinions 😜 and 2. My girlfriend really likes Barba so I shall ask for her opinions too 🤘

Okay, so... I see Barba as a gay man. My girlfriend is a Barba x Olivia shipper so when I say he's gay, she's like NO so I've reflected, STUDIED, REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE IT'S MY JOB, and here's my final analysis: I could see him liking some women, BUT I think he has a preference for men. ✨Bisexual Barba✨ (I generally make everyone bi or pan tho to be fair). I think sexually he's had more hook-ups with guys, but he's never really managed to have a relationship with a man yet. He's had dates, yes, but they never last very long, or there's some kind of scandal, so sadly he's yet to really be another man's boyfriend on a serious level. Women however, yeah, he's had a few serious relationships, but equally he has yet to find anyone to be serious with (well...maybe someone...). He hasn't really had hookups with women besides a few in college during his frat boy phase.

Frat boy phase Barba YEEEESH yeah it was very short-lived, but he was just a young dumb 18/19 year old who was hyped up on the newfound freedom and excitement of fellow party friends. He never joined a fraternity or anything, but he managed to befriend a lot of fellow freshmen/classmates, and just got invited to lots of parties. He slept around a lot the first 3 months of college (Women and men, although his hookups with men were usually more secretive, on the other man's half, as a lot of the guys wanting to fuck weren't "out", whereas Barba was never quiet about his sexuality). The fun of it all dried up, though and then he was very serious about focusing on his studies. He had a few actual dates, but no more stumbling back to dorms covered in lipstick and missing his boxers.

Barba is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH so kinky, and not afraid to talk about it. He and Olivia become fast besties (Oh, btw: look, I know "canon" SVU has Barba introduced later when Stabler leaves, but I live in fantasy land and pretend everyone just works together the whole time...it's more fun), and something about her tips him off that she's a FREAK in the sheets, and he's like "Oooo lets talk babe". Which is good, because while he's never cared about people judging him, 1. Olivia feels a lot of relief having someone that doesn't judge her or look shocked by the idea of her fantasies, and 2. He feels able to actually just relax around her and talk openly in a way he can't with others...

^BECAUSE (Yepp, expanding on the above), okay, Babra "doesn't care" about others' opinions, buuuuuuuut he's victim to a lot of preconceived assumptions more than he'd appreciate. Why? Well...Barba is a stone-cold Dom™, and 90% of the time a top. BUT FAR TOO OFTEN PEOPLE ASSUME HE'S SUBMISSIVE, AND HE'S TIRED OF THAT SHIT! And when he says to Olivia about how he hates being submissive, she laughs, and he thinks she's going to "be shocked", but then she just says, "I know what you mean. Sometimes it's fun, but I much prefer being in charge" and Barba's like "WHA- YEAH, EXACTLY, ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Would Babra be submissive? Well, sure, but he's gotta be IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE or some shit. For him, being submissive makes him uncomfortable, he feels way too vulnerable in a way that makes his chest tighten, while getting to be someone's dom is like a second home (If you're a Babra/Olivia shipper: yeah, Barba adores Olivia and her style of being dominant, and he's so down bad that being her sub feels easy. They'd switch though, and he'd probably be a brat and challenge her, but that'd be fun for them).

Kinks QUICK FIRE: Loves spanking, loves anything that leaves a mark (Bite marks sometimes deep enough to bleed, scratch marks over his back, hickies that don't fade for weeks), LOVES breeding, dirty talk but amp it up so it's basically arguing, WAX PLAY UGH, probably loves giving a partner a golden shower, slut shaming (him calling someone a slut), EDGING (both himself or his partner), I think he'd actually love wearing lingerie - at least stockings and thongs...

LOW KEY I THINK BARBA WOULD LOVE CUCKING - But he's never a silent participant and for sure makes his opinions known and probably loves "giving instructions".

Wait I gotta go back to the stockings thing - He's got a collection: "wet look" spandex, fishnets, pantyhose, stockings with garters, havana, hell even just knee length socks with bows and shit. He loves his legs, he knows they make his legs look good, but even better is convincing someone else to wear them. He for sure probably wears them sometimes under his suits. Maybe it's not even a kink thing as much as it is he just appreciates them.

OTHER KINKS UUUUH: loves calling partners "kitten", plenty of things associated to BDSM, fisting (but like more so he likes fisting others, not himself, but he's not opposed to it for himself, it's just rare he has a partner that wants to or he trusts), low key....feet...

MALE MOMMY, I'M SO FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look, if a woman wants to call him daddy, he can get down and have a great time...BUT IF A GUY WANTS TO CALL HIM MOMMY?!?! IT UNLOCKS SOMETHING PRIMAL, HE'S SO FUCKING READY!

Honestly Barba is down to try anything once (mostly).

FACE POSITIONS? Oooooooh okay so this isn't a position specific, but I absolutely could see him loving having a mirror. So any position where he can make eye contact with his partner through the mirror. But other than that...

(I had to Google "sex positions" just so I had semi-official names to use as reference) In no specific order:

1. The Socket

2. The Captain

3. The Spider

Just to name a few

[zeessinfulbees]

I mean I would love to know all your kinky thoughts about Munch

I'll do a similar thing to my post with Olivia and list some headcanons central to Munch, and then at the bottom include a few that involve his rendezvous with Fin 😘

So okay, here's how I see Munch generally, sexuality wise: He's always been aware of the fact that he's bisexual, even as a preteen. It's not something he ever really had to come to terms with. He had some anxiety about other people finding out, yes, purely based on any homophobic behaviour they might have displayed around him, but on a personal level, for himself, he never felt much distress over it. Brief confusion, maybe - being like 12 years old and realising he thought guys playing soccer shirtless was just as hot as girls in bikinis...well, some people seemed to imply that was wrong, but it didn't FEEL wrong, so "I'll just keep this to myself for now", he figured.

He's also a bit asexual - like.....not REALLY, he actually quite likes sex (especially in his later years with a certain someone), but his libido was always really low, he just never felt that bothered about having sex, and only cared if someone he liked wanted it. He loved dating, he loved "love", and yes, sex was fun, but he didn't really masturbate or feel the need to like other guys he knew, and it was rare that he was the partner who initiated sex. So, he lands somewhere on the asexual spectrum, but it's kind of a grey zone (I'd more accurately just say he had a low libido, but you know...YOU GET WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT?!)

The first time he slept with a man had been kinda dissapointing, it made him question if he actually liked men at all. Munch wasn't exactly swimming in babes in high school, and even though he heard rumours about other guys possibly being gay, it was too risky to come out just for the sake of experimenting. However, once he started making friends with other free-loving hippies, the opportunities to get FREAKY were everywhere. The level of horniness people displayed at PROTESTS really surprised Munch (HE was really there for the cause, man! He was here to stick it to big corporations and tear down the government - and then the next thing he knows, there's an orgy going on round the corner in some uncomfortable-looking bushes!), but it meant he had plenty of chances to see what he actually enjoyed in the bedroom...and yeah, his first time with a man was during an incredibly awkward threesome where the guy fucking him was clearly way more into the girl John was fucking (yepp...playing some real kinky twister). Munch didn't cum either and managed to somehow make an excuse to leave - which is actually pretty impressive given he was the man in the middle of it all...but after that, he started questioning if he really was bisexual, or if he could just tell when a guy was good looking.

He still made out with a lot of men, though, but other straight guys he knew would claim shit like "sex is just sex when you're high, it aint about labels. Nothing counts when you're smoking" so he was like uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh okay sure.

He confirmed for sure though that "yes okay MEN ARE HOT" during one of his marriages (first or second). His wife wanted a threesome, and Munch was dubious, given his previous experience, but he wanted his wife to have a fun time so he agreed. And THAT was a good time, 10/10, would try again. Details: Munch on his back, middle man again, with a guy fucking him, while his wife sat on his face. OH, he thought it was groovy, baby.

Now we spoke about him having a low libido...Munch enjoys sex the way people might enjoy a banging dessert - a really nice treat, can be an amazing time, but he's quite content to go without. His wives usually initiated sex if they wanted it, and he was always happy to! It was like he had an on/off switch, it was that easy. BUT John did enjoy kinks. He found kinks FASCINATING! It wasn't even that he got turned on by all the kinks, but he was just so amazed. Like "wait, some people get turned on wearing butt plugs with huge tails, and they wear gloves with dog toe-beans and have dog ears, and then they just go around the house acting like a dog, wanting to eat out of a bowl, barking, sleeping in a cage... that's a thing?! Wow, please tell me more RIGHT NOW!" Some kinks he did genuinely enjoy (spanking, he quite liked how fishnets felt, some forms of tying up, I think low key being slapped kinda gets him hard but its gotta be the right mood), but a lot of the time he was just really fucking tickled that people got off to wild shit and he was like "I'm a curious man, I must learn more". If a partner ever told him a kind they had, he was like "we WILL be trying it, do not worry, I am ready".

Oh he for sure likes hair pulling. Yes, please pull his hair, he will cum.

Munch is like a True Switch. He loved getting pegged by his wives, but he also loved fucking crazy style. He was just having a good fucking time, whatever they fancied. I know I keep going back to the whole "low libido, kinda asexual in some way, not too sure", but more than anything he fed off a partner's energy. The foreplay and dirty talk was how Munch got himself hyped (which is why he ends up having SUCH good sex with Fin because they loved bickering and riling one another up that by the time they actually were ready to bone, they were both CRAZY horny and practically ready to cream their jeans).

Super fucking chill with nearly all kinks. In fact, he gets judged by others merely for being so chill. "As long as everyone consents and no one is close to dying, I do not care".

Kinda thrives on being degraded, especially when he gets to act like a brat in return. Is it even because he's horny, or does he just enjoy banter?

For SURE had a sex dream about Elliot early into working with him. He didn't develop a crush or anything, he just had the dream, woke up and was like "Huh, didn't expect that". He probably told Elliot too, and for sure Elliot was like "......please never speak of this again". The funniest part is Munch and Elliot would have known each other first (out of them, Olivia and Fin), so like...when Olivia and Fin come alone, some point down the line, Elliot tells Olivia, and Munch tells Fin, and then Olivia and Fin tell EACH OTHER and they find it really fucking funny and start theorising the reality of such a situation and how it would go down if they actually were to fuck.

Probably had a weird sex dream about Cragen too, but like...not quite so vivid. More so like, Cragen kind of appeared as a blurry naked figure and the energy felt horny, but was anyone having sex?????? Munch just wakes up confused but vaguely remembering seeing his captain's dick...

Very flexible...like "does he even have bones?????"

OKAY SPECIFIC TO FIN:

He bottoms mostly. This is just because Fin prefers topping. Munch does sometimes top, and he's the first (and only) man to fuck Fin.

He's for sure way hornier with Fin than he's ever been with anyone before - or at least on par with his first wife (John's two biggest loves in life were his first wife, Gwen, and Fin. Sorry other three wives). Fin has a pretty high sex drive, and that kind of turns Munch on, so he inadvertently ends up just more interested in having sex than ever!

Fin isn't really that adventurous with sex. He likes what he likes, so kink-wise, it's pretty chill, but they are for sure fucking every other day. They WOULD fuck every day if the job weren't so taxing and busy.

Munch and Fin laugh a lot during sex, too, surprisingly. Things are HOT yes but Munch can't help being a smart ass, and Fin takes it better than any partner ever has so he gives it right back, and they end up laughing. But like...being able to laugh during sex is also sexy.

I'm gonna post this for now BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT maybe I'll think of more.............(Someone else actually sent me an ask asking about Munch so I'm gonna do some thinking for anything else, heeheehee...)

[zeessinfulbees]

Fin having the biggest praise kink is probably my favorite👀👀

I imagine him as an over achiever who doesn't like mentioning doing good in something - BUT WHEN IT'S POINTED OUT TO HIM THAT HE DID GOOD, he could just melt from it

(Munch calls him a good boy jokingly and he damn near trips on his own feet))

FIN HAVING A PRAISE KINK IS SO GOOD I'M MAD I HADN'T CONSIDERED IT SOONER!!!!!!

Hell, even Fin probably didn't fully realise it got him good. Sure, partner's giving general notions of approval always felt good, but he just hadn't been with anyone who really went for it as far as 1. Dirty talking, and 2. Praising was concerned. I'm sure he and Terry had a lot of fun, but in my humble opinion... I think they were simple people. They liked what they liked, and they perfected it. NOT A BAD SEX LIFE, NO, but not a lot of room or time to explore (and I'd guess they stayed together longer than maybe they should because she didn't want to give up hope and Fin was hiding away undercover - when the divorce hit and he was like 😱 Terry was like "Dude, this is like 5 years late, it's a miracle I gave you tho much leeway")

AAAAAAAANYWAY, queue Munch! That man doesn't know when to shut up, and if he can keep up yapping even in the bedroom, he damn well will. Fin doesn't mind, probably ends up a turn on just because he's so used to their banter, and trying to make Munch speechless via pleasure is a fun game. However, one day in the midst of getting hot and heavy, while Fin's doing his duty and giving head (which for all my fellow Munch lovers, I enjoy existing in a void of mystery for what goes on in his pants, so feel free to imagine a cock OR pussy 🫪), Munch moans out something along the lines of "Such a pro with that mouth", and Fin can't help but moan, feeling all tingly and happy and wanting to hear it again. John's lost in the sauce so he doesn't notice Fin's eagerness. It's only after when they're laying together and he jokingly says Fin's a good boy, and he hears Fin's breath hitch and feels his cock twitch against his leg, and John's like wait...

"DETECTIVE TUTUOLA, DO YOU HAVE A PRAISE KINK?!"

And of course Fin's denying it, telling Munch to shove it, acting all annoyed and dismissive, while Munch crackles. It's not that he thinks it's a bad thing, oh no! It's just ammunition to get Fin flustered, WHAT FUN :))))))

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This is actually so horny. I refuse to believe after being bitch slapped and forced to cuck watching Olivia kiss another man, Elliot wasn't ROCK hard. Once they got out the room safely, she looked down and was like "do you seriously have a boner right now?" and poor Elliot is just "BEING DEGRADED IS HOT, DONT MOCK ME"

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HELP ME DECIDE

I'VE HAD AN IDEA FOR A B3NSLER / MUNCHFIN FIC BUT I NEED HELP DECIDING THE MUNCHFIN PART BC I HAVE TWO PATHS THAT BOTH SEEM FUN

OKAY so brief summary: the team need to go undercover at a gay club. Elliot is obviously like 👁️👁️ pretending to be "gay" but it's also the first time he's able to lean into those thoughts he has courtesy of his repressed bisexuality (it's also when he's gained weight so he's getting hit on a lot by twinks who thinks he's a bear). Olivia is loving life, and this is also the first time Elliot realises she's bisexual so yes he's kind of turned on seeing her flirt with women... ANYWAY, MEANWHILE WITH THE GAY MEN

Here's where I'm split in two - should I have it

A). Take place during the Great Divorce™ period where Munch and Fin have broken up and they're beefing about their problems and Munch is bringing up Lake because he's obviously been jealous of Fin partnered with someone else and Fin plays into it just to piss John off which BACKFIRES SLIGHTLY when Munch ends up putting on his angry dom hat and whispering sexy "threats" that Lake wouldn't know what he's doing while Munch knows exactly how to fuck Fin into submission and OH BOY Mr afraid to admit he's gay and only ever tops is suddenly a trembling mess because he really wants to bottom for pissed off jealous Munch... Or

B). It's post the Great Divorce™ when they've made up and are back together still sort of secretly (with the exception of Olivia), and instead of any big time jealousy and angst, it's a situation where they can act more couply and gay openly under the pretense it's just part of the undercover job, but ifs good exposure therapy for Fin to be "openly gay" and he starts realising how nice it does feel being openly affectionate with John, and instead of angry horny flirting, it's more loving and playful... Probably John still talking about fucking Fin but this time it's a lot more of a gentle fantasy and Fin's melting more openly at the idea instead of simply turning red and telling John to shove it.

I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!! The B3nsler side I've got covered, the only variables for them depend on MunchFin for when I set it so I know how long they'd have been hooking up 👍

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Okay but purely for the banter... What if I wrote a nonchalant Plot B style series alongside my Fat Stabler AU that is set at the same time and focuses on Fin and Munch coincidentally ending up in an OPPOSITE situation to the leading duo. While Elliot and Olivia end up starting a friends with benefits situation, a series of unfortunate events leads Fin and Munch to actually end their situationship 😱

Vague idea: They've been hooking up for GOD knows how long, and it's definitely more than just "two dudes boning", but there also isn't an official label. Munch is starting to lose his patience, because Fin keeps pushing back in the idea of coming out, assuring Munch he means a lot to him, but he just doesn't want to deal with other people knowing, and after an Event™, Munch snaps and decides to call off whatever it is they have.

Queue angsty tension. The lovers having a legitimate quarrel that runs deep. Sexual tension run'th a'muck, as they make digs at one another, imagining tearing each other's clothes off. Sad, dramatic yearning, coping through make out sessions with someone just not as good, and big blow ups that cut a little deep and result in heated groping and dry humping.

ALL ENDS WELL THOUGH the blowjob brothers can't stay apart forever (context: I call Munch and Fin the blowjob brothers purely because of this edit I made)

(I'm just sort of hooked on the idea of an SVU AU where everyone is sneaking off to fuck one another and shits messy)

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Random Cassidy slander for the fun of it.