#sw shitposting

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Jedi as serial scammers though. Every mission includes a sidequest to sabacc table for extra cash. Padawans on their first outing be like ‘but I thought the senate was funding this mission’ yes little one but they will ride our arses for every cent so let’s go fleece some rich asshole. He won’t even notice. You know how cops were invented to protect private property? Well jedi are here to protect your everything except your private property. *force tricks an atm into printing free money* that, my very young padawan, is something we call a victimless crime.

[disast3rtransp0rt]

[banjodroid]

The concept of mandalorian Anakin in fandom is so funny bcs essentially they’re saying yeah being a space samurai kinda fucked him up. Being a space cowboy would fix him though

[night-writer-writer]

This is how the passenger went right

[darthsucklet]

after extensive analysis i’ve concluded obi-wan’s vibe in tpm is exactly “older cousin who still sits at the kids’ table at family gatherings because all your other cousins are in their 40s with real jobs and kids of their own” and like, you (9-year-old anakin) COULD hang out with those kids but they’re probably babies so this 25-year-old begrudgingly lets you talk about bionicle and dinosaurs to him until the end of the night when he’s like “you know what i have something for you” and gives you his entire hot wheels mcdonalds toy collection from 1995 before leaving to get absolutely shitfaced with his xbox buddies

[zinzinina]

I can't get this out of my head

Fives and y/n had sex for the first time and the first thing Fives does after is go to his brothres with a speaker playing i just had sex to see his brothers reaction🤣

Oh no 😭

I feel like everyone’s probably sitting in the mess hall, happily eating their regulation breakfast, and they just know it’s coming. They can hear him whistling down the hallway and everyone exchanges the Look. Jesse immediately stands up and almost throws his tray at a cleaning droid to get away. Echo buries his head in his arms, groaning. Rex sits perfectly still, just closes his eyes and silently counts to ten

And then Fives busts in, finger guns pointing, almost skipping with glee. “Big news, boys. Huge. Guess who got laid last night? Hey? Guess. Just guess. And no, it wasn’t Denal.” He’s shoving at everyone’s shoulders, trying to get a reaction. “Rex? Any guesses?”

(Rex is pinching the bridge of his nose, trying to remember that inner peace shit the Jedi are always talking about, breathing calmly so he’s not tempted to smack Fives in the head dlsjsbsbsj)

[starklore]

One good thing that came out of TROS is that it triggered a conversation that helped me realize what I want out of stories. Which is going to have a positive impact on me as both a writer and a consumer.

[jastermereel4real]

Me: Anakin had a pretty shit life but at least his kids had a decent life, right? TFA, TLJ:

Me: Anakin, Luke, and Leia had pretty shit lives but at least Ben could have a decent life.  ...R-RIGHT...? TROS: