#sw.txt

[desscaras-world]

because i’ve been think about the rots novelisation again i have to stress to the people who haven’t read it that palpatine’s manipulations was so convincing that even i, the reader, who knew he was evil, knew he was lying, was starting to go “he’s got a point” before i realised what was even happening and it was scary as fuck. now imagine he’s one of your closest friends and you DON’T know he’s been evil the whole time and also he’s been grooming you since you were nine years old. wyd.

[djarinova]

faltering winds din loves to call you his flower btw. the first time he does is the night he punches out 3 trespassers for attempting to disrupt your evening stroll in your gardens. you ask him if everything is alright when he reappears round the corner with spots of blood on his armour after disappearing 5 minutes earlier and he says

"i apologise for interrupting our conversation, my flower, i can assure you that im all yours now.

and yes, im fine, thank you for asking--will you please continue to tell me about these budding purple flowers?"

[leofrith]

ahsoka has no personality, practically no character arc, and probably less screentime than any of the other main characters. in the ahsoka show. sabine can suddenly use the force now because she thought about it really really hard. meaningful character interactions are constantly being cut short or interspersed with quips because heaven forbid we linger on any genuine displays of human emotion. morgan's identity as a nightsister could have been really interesting to explore but instead of doing pretty much anything with that her only purpose was to look like an idiot next to thrawn to emphasize what a genius he is. and then die. what motivation do the nightsisters have to help thrawn? that's anyone's guess! ezra is the only rebels character in this show who actually feels even remotely recognizable as his animated counterpart. and after all that we're probably never gonna get any resolution for shin and baylan because fuck me i guess!!!!!

[100line]

Padme’s backless cropped blue “family visit” outfit cracks me up so much. This is not a “family visit” outfit. This is the outfit of a woman in her 20s who had a hot bodyguard who she is thinking about sleeping with. Unfortunately extenuating circumstances mean she has to stop by her family’s house today and she doesn’t have time to change.

[summerwoodgames]

main characters of my prose WIPs:

- I no longer remember if I killed you because you begged me to or because I wanted to and does it even matter? I visit your grave and am jealous of the beetles that get to eat your bone marrow

- you, a creature for whom free will is a theological impossibility, have gained it through sexual awakening. obviously you must now give this gift to all the heavenly host.

[charlieslimeciclereal]

drinking game: take a shot every time a hermit says they're inspired by bdub's bamboo shop (the game is alcohol poisoning)

[with-vorpal-sword]

i started watching the live-action titans show and?? dick grayson just kills people?? no wonder he's on bad terms with bruce what

like you could argue that he leaves people breathing but idk how ur supposed to recover from a birdarang to the eye, multiple open stab wounds (near major arteries), and a concussion. and there's no sign of him calling cops to clean up after him either, he just leaves them. bleeding out. those people are Dead dead.

[featuringbees]

the thing that i love about andor is that we're seeing cassian's radicalization in real time. like at the beginning he didnt like the empire obviously but he was also pretty apathetic about the rebellion, and he did the aldhani mission bc he had no choice. i feel like him killing skeen showed that he was more sympathetic and knows that what they did was for a good cause even if there were losses and its a little bit doomed. but even in last week's episode when his mom wanted to join the rebellion he was not interested in doing the same, but this episode, god.

he is truly seeing the empire for what it is, and he meets these men who are looking for any shred of hope that there's someone out there who's fighting for them - i really cannot wait to see cassian's continuing development ,this is what i wanted to see! i wanted to see how this self (and family) centered guy turned into the passionate rebel that we saw in rogue one and we are seeing that!!!! its so exciting i love this show star wars is good sometimes