#swaans

[lebanesetoaster]

Snek ate @swaans and @roamingreader

[vmvmi]

swaans answered your post: does any one know what time OitNB’ll b...

there’s a countdown on netflix that says 23 hours, so i guess 12am on the 6th

magicmumu answered your question:does any one know what time OitNB’ll be on...

I just went to netflix, and it appears it is available at midnight tomorrow night?

thank you babies *kisses your faces*

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my bff tumblr user swaans just turned 20. everyone should say happy birthday and tell her she's old and gross now.

[duckuwu]

swaans replied to your post:"She could have sworn her pussy was boiling over."

A HORSE?!

putting this shit under a cut 'cause while it's not actually THAT it still might be triggery / not what people want to read

the author did accidentally imply the horse would be fucking [main character]... BUUUT that was purely poor grammar. or, just poor choice of text "after doing all that riding, it's your turn to get ridden" baaasically and yeah, they just needed to not have that be said ESPECIALLY where it was being said. just no. I LAUGHED SO HARD THO (and cried)

no, no. there's simply a lot of uhm... orgasms involving riding a saddled and bareback horse... which is awkward enough without the author needing(?!) to bring up the horse's bristly hair and thrumming muscles? 

there's literally thousands upon thousands of words dedicated to "riding" lessons where, if I'm reading it right (and there really is no subtext) horseback riding makes your lady bits tingle... in a good way... so good you can't control your urges...

...which is... if anyone's actually been horseback riding, that's not really the first thing that...or twentieth thing.. but hey. to each their (creepy) own.

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i wanted to stay up late texting my bae but she playin.

[normanisk]

that gifset of ally is from her 2011 music video for a song called Cake, if you're still wondering :) /watch?v=QZ714HW5mNM

ooh, ok, thanks babe!

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you know when you can feel yourself slowly becoming obsessed with something and you kinda feel like you should stop but you can't because you're totally powerless so you just let it happen anyway?

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swaans replied to your post: whenever i say “lorde” mum yells “LORDY LORDY... i’ll make sure to yell that at the concert

PLEASE DO.