HI FROGGIE HOW ARE YOU :-) umm this is a gush pass because i want to read some good froggie vibes. please go off *hands u a microphone* 🎤
HI JUNIE!!!! I'M OKAY :D tap taps on microphone you'll regret giving me this
you know what. You Know What. fuck it i finished d1sc0 3lys1um last night my brain has been turned to jello by the pale we're talking about Lieutenant K1m K1tsurag1.
kim is not only my partner in crime (not crime) ((we're detectives we're supposed to be stopping crime)) but he is also undeniably the coolest and probably most patient motherfucker on the planet. i mean first of all look at his jacket
THAT is the aerostatic bomber jacket of a man who knows his shit and cannot be bested. practical. sleek. bright orange for some reason. AND the matching gloves, incredible. i want his jacket so bad but even when it's in stock it's like $420 (nice) why must things cost money. also i didn't realized he had a mustache until i looked at some fanart bc i thought that was just sketch lines or smth but now that i DO know i think it is. very handsome of him.
anyway ive been playing disco for a week straight and i already want to replay bc my love and joy for kim cannot be contained. he's very measured and composed (which is probably a good thing bc of tequila sunset's whole......Deal) but he also knows that sometimes you just need to fuck around and have some fun, even if you are investigating a murder case. i reloaded a save for like 15 minutes straight so i could pass a check and get that scene of us dancing in the night club church. literally every time there's a moment of him trying to hide a laugh or a smile i feel like i'm going to lose my mind.
it pains me to my core that there is no option to take him by the shoulders and tell him i love him. my partner my buddy my ace in the sky my disco inferno my man with a plan. i had a 23% chance to warn him and i DID IT bc our love and friendship is THAT STRONG DO NOT SEPARATE US!!!!
also did i mention hes gay??? in canon???? canon gay man?????? it is the vaguest of hand waves but he also doesn't exactly seem like the type to talk at length abt his personal life during a murder investigation unlike SOME PEOPLE (HARRY.) but he IS part of the homo-sexual underground of r3vachol and it makes me. It Makes Me. Feel.
also also there's a part where you meet another Very obviously gay man and harry seems to be having a sexual crisis of awakening over it and kim seems very amused by this and i would die for him, do you understand? do you? the joy that fills me every time we see kim finally having fun and not just on the job grind? laughing as his partner/new friend is confused by Open Shirts and Charming Men? Can I Be Your Smoker On The Balcony,
this is getting so very long but i have to add that i was on the reddit and i found out that kim's va also does songs and i'm going to. i'm. oh my god. hmgrugrhg
sorry for being insane i can't help it my conceptualization skill rank is too high. now if you'll excuse me i'm going to go replay the whole game again and see if there's a secret ending where i can give kim a little kissy kiss. in conclusion,
