#swearpants

[ornatepigeon]

Sweatpants outfit inspo~

[kazehouseskies]

My sexy Muslim guy is back 😊

[shewhoslays08-blog]

HIM

I should really chill, but this wine is really delicious. INCOMING CALL. It's Jen, she must want to talk about her asshole of a boyfriend. "Hello, Jen how may I help you tonight?" I answer trying to keep my composure. "Very funny, Channing, now can we talk about how it's Friday night and you are not here at the bar with the rest of us?" Jan asks.. "And by us do you mean you and your boyfriend of the year?" I ask with slight sarcasm. "Josh may be there, but you know I still need my girl there! Plus he is kinda being a jerk and I'm pretty sure I caught him checking out another girl, but he says im being dramatic." I roll my eyes, "Big shocker." came out of my mouth before I could stop myself. "What?!" she snapped back, "I'm sorry, it's the wine I have no filter." Jen keeps pressing me, "AND???"..."And I just mean you know how he is Jen, you keep letting him treat you like you are in the wrong for getting mad at him when he gets caught being, well an asshole and you don't deserve it and I won't treat it like it's otherwise and find justification for you to think that it's ok." She is quiet for a minute and then let's it out. "Look just because you are a few too many in and decided to be stuck up your own ass doesn't mean you get to judge my relationship, it may not be the best but at least I have someone and am not taking shit out on you because I am not getting any...*click*.' Shit, she took that completely the wrong way, and I'm not jealous of her crazy relationship or whatever it is...although it has been a while since I have had any well you know. My phone buzzes and it's a text from Jen, Jen: I'm sorry, I know you were just trying to be honest and have my back, I appreciate it.  And maybe you should think about getting out and meeting someone,  you know even join I don't know Tinder or something and hook up with someone... Me: Thanks Jen. Goodnight. Really Jen, Tinder? Gross. Of course as I watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer reruns it seems like every commercial has to do with sex. I fast forward through them but once again SEX! You know the episode where Buffy decides to finally have sex with Spike and they literally bring down the house? Yeah that is actually hot. Damn this along with the wine is not helping. Maybe Jen was right and it's only 9 o'clock...I could still go out. But my bra is already off and my sweatpants are really cozy, I have had a shower but would still have to put on make up and fix my hair...Just then a commercial comes on...sex phone operators...talk over the phone or text. Hey, I've had a few to drink and it mean's I don't have to get ready to go out so why not? I grab my phone and text the number. I grab another glass of wine and wait patientally while taking a sip and checking my Facebook. *BUZZ* here goes. Unknown number: Hey My name is Dan and who do I have the pleasure of texting tonight? Should I make up a name or tell him my name? I think to myself...shit I'm already starting to panic. Me: Channing is my name..       Chan for short...or whatever you want to call me... Smooth Channing, real smooth... Dan: Well Channing is good with me :) what would you like to start with Channing? Me: Uh well to be honest I have never really done something like this and I might have a little liquid courage on my side table here helping me through it.. Dan: How about you start with telling me about yourself? What do you look like? Me: My hair is long, dark. I have blue eyes and I'm a little short but I guess about average.. Dan: Why do you say average? You sound intriging. Me: How? How do I sound intriging?? I guess it is your job to say that though. Dan: Cause while it is my job, I mean that when I try to picture you that I can imagine you climbing on top of me leaning it and your hair brusing my face while I look into your eyes and am hypnotized by the shades of blue they are that I can't resist running my hands through the back of your hair and grabing a handful then pulling your head back while I kiss and nibble all down your neck. Oh wow. I have to admit that does get my down there pulsing.

[lostmysteph]

Y O G A S M: The Feeling Of Bliss When You're Done Working Your Ass Off On Your Yoga Mat #yoga #yogapose #crane #fitness #fitlife #instafit #wild #fitmotivation #fitgirls #stylesquad #simpleFits #gymapparels #jonlivia #swearpants #fitnessgirlmotivation #gymstyle #gymgirl #gymholic #yogaapparels #workout #yogagirl #igyoga Special thanks to @jonlivia on the Hotpant S5+ making my workout life easy and faster burning of fats.

[unstablefragments2]

NikeLab Wool and Cashmere-Blend Sweatpants (via mrporter)

[rockybliss]

[tideyates-blog]

"Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants." Karl Lagerfeld