#sweatpants dick

[eusuntgratie]

Grey sweatpants for the kink meme

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | YES | FUCK YES | Oh god you don’t even know |

yeah i'm fucking feral for grey sweatpants. sweatpants dick in general but grey sweatpants specifically. you already know what gif i'm gonna put here...

i've had this idea for like over a year of derek showing up at stiles' dorm or apt or whatever and he answers the door shirtless in gray sweatpants and a backwards hat and derek just like melts/dies.

send me a kink and i’ll rate it (aka i am prematurely excited about kinktober)

[atiaswolf]

at home scott doesn’t wear underwear underneath his sweatpants thanks

[eusuntgratie]

What would be your ultimate dream Oliver thirst post pic?

i've thought about this WAY too much throughout the day. i want sweaty curls FOR SURE, and i want abs/shoulders/biceps/butt but its hard to get the booty in there with the first three so what i really want is like a three part insta story - mirror selfie rockin' the sweaty curls, abs & arms poppin' (he's pretty good at these), a video of him squatting HEAVY bc i'm a slut for that, and then some like gratuitous giant tire flipping but shirtless bc obviously. a redo of the ropes in the rain would also be *chef's kiss* but TAKE YOUR DAMN SHIRT OFF. you know i like it when they #keep it wet. oooh wait i'm also a whore for like a HEAVY dumbbell chest press or bench press video. okay i want like 25 minutes of insta story gym thirst, i guess. oops.

ask grace

[sintheheights]

#greysweatpantschallenge

[pelvicsorceress]

he's got big hair and a beard and he's been with lots of ladies

lamb talking about tom jones

[muchfic-manypair]

Derbobbs / Mature / StilesxDerek

“What does this mean?” Stiles asks, sliding his phone across the counter toward Scott.

Scott doesn’t pause in shoveling cereal in his mouth as he picks the phone up and studies it. “He wants you to stay over tonight,” Scott translates after swallowing.

Stiles stares at him, not amused.

“I don’t know, man. I don’t know the nature of your whatevership with Derek. He either wants to patrol the forest with you or fuck you, I don’t know and I don’t want to know.”

[bleep0bleep]

You know when you read a fic and there's that ONE LINE that sticks with you and it sort of just follows you around and interrupts your thoughts for days afterwards? Well, I wish it were more profound, but after reading /post/95444343390 a few days ago I've been struck by this line: "This is it. He has offended Stiles with the outline of his dick." It haunts me. I was in line in the grocery store and had a giggle fit because of it. I USED to be a mature adult, but never again.

THIS IS AMAZING FEEDBACK ABOUT MY SWEATPANTS DICK FIC AND I THANK YOU SO MUCH 

I AM VERY HAPPY YOU ENJOYED IT AND THAT THIS LINE HAS STAYED WITH YOU AND CONTINUES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH \(^_^)/ 

[pelvicsorceress]

ben affleck was yelling at bill maher which is even better bc bill maher is meant to be this total left winger but obviously he's a total jabroni and racist all the time. also your thing is region locked 😢😢😢

thank you to lamb and jess for their identical answers (mostly) lol <3

and yeah i’m not sure how to get around that............. 

try it again when you get a chance, i’ve played with the settings and tracklisting and it might work now :3