me for three years: Mom, Dad I hate swimming and track with a passion you can sign me up for literally any sport except those two I can already swim fine.
Mom & Dad: .... but we like track and swim:(
Me: don't you do it please
M&D:.......
M&D:here sweety we've signed you up for swim class😊.... WITH YOUR BROTHERS😁😆!!!!!!!!!😚
Me: why would you do this i'm not going to do that
M&D: how dare you say that do you even KNOW how much we payed for that? You should be grateful did i mention i birthed, fed, and clothed you😤😡
Me: *genuinely grows to dislike them*
M&D: *are shocked*













