So I just had to google switzel because I wanted to get the spelling right (I’m petty) and apparently it’s seeing a resurgence in “hipster markets.”
And honestly never in my life have I been so unimpressed with hipsters.
Like... what hard physical labor have you been doing that drove you to drinking vinegar, brad? Like, this is not poor man’s kombucha, you’re just drinking proto-gatorade. Meanwhile my great-grandma drank that stuff and no one in the family since then could stand it. You’re just making bad decisions, you’re not fooling anyone.












