~swonnnnterr~ To celebrate the launch of my patreon, I am making some dedication pieces to a few fandoms/communities who have helped me get as far as I am today!!! So here’s a tribute to my favorite three, @teenageswagger, @class-cannibal and @teenangstbitter! Though the fandom has trickled down ect.. I’ll always appreciate the time spent there!!
ok i spent a lot of time on a bunch of gem ocs of ocs and their fusions i just used the default names in the dollmaker for their gems. the last one is a horrible amalgamation of the three of them
What is the swonter? you say that a lot but i don't know what that is.
short answer: lol check it
long answer under the cut
well when a very creative man writes a faceless character and then that faceless character gets a face in a revamped version of a movie based on a 1972 version of a movie based on the book where this character is from and their face happens to be really cute a fandom spurs from this character.
and when said cute character is the only character that is cute and like HUMAN the fandom is left w two option: no shipping, or a whole lot of selfcest. (the first option is never picked) it works especially nice when the character has two different phases with different outfits, and a different personality.
and then sometimes ask blogs appear out of these two different personalities of the character. but whos to stop at just those two different versions??? why not make new versions of the character with different personalities??? whos stopping you???? now whos stoppign you from shippign these characters together??? nothign thats right.
and now what if we take these new verions of the characetrs and put them in different aus??? and develop stories and plot lines???
okay so now that we got some background knowledge, let me explain exactly how this relates to the lorax fandom, or should i say the once-ler fandom, or should i say the ask blog fandom.
way back in march of 2012 the lorax came out and it got a little fanbase going on tumblr, but it kept growing and growing and i really could quote the movie rn but im not that type of loser. and not before long there were like 16287317652615786 different ask blogs on tumblr, and then there were the three different aus: weehawken weekend (a summer camp au), hall pa$$ (high school au) and tuffula flu (post apocalyptical zombie au), not to mention mainverse which is about as close to the canon storyline as the fandom got (like all the oncelers still made thneeds and cut down all the trees and shit)
now lets get into some specific characters; swag, one and bitter.
swag is pretty self explanatory. hes swag. he calls everyone stupid baby and is in the high time of selling theeds. hes rich and knows its and is a jerk adn acted like everyone was in love with him, and it worked. everyone did love him.
one okay we’re gonna come back to one bc i like explaining him last.
bitter is also p obvious: hes bitter about everything. himself, the other oncelers and just EVERYTHING. hes post thneed business when hes guilty about cutting all the trees down but like not guilty. bitter. yeah. hes also my favourite.
okay now back to one. now i know ur thinking?? wtf could one mean??? well youre never going to guess it bc ones a fucking cannibal. he is post thneed business btu so post business hes gone mentally insane and eats ppl. yeah. that was a thing, not even a thing. it was a v popular thing. now theres no offical standings but i bet u one was the 2nd most popular after swag.
now in the mainverse like who even cares about the mainverse its boring but yeah they knew each other and swag and one were closer than they were w bitter but yeah. swag would visit one in his lurkim and one would make him stew. im trying to rememebr if anything actually happened between the two but??? like i said who cares about mainverse.
now lets get into the cool stuff. starting with weehawken weekend. a summer camp with all the oncelers being like 12-16 and little kids and yeehaw. one was in a cabin, cabin #6(66) with all his creepy friends (which surprisingly there was a lot of scary oncelers) and bitter and swag were in cabin #7 together, along with other favourites like entre and dave strider. swag, being the baby he is got jealous of one hanging out with his friends, esp of creep bc they were a little more than friends, so swag used bitter to make one jealous??? yeah i didnt like that. but it happened regardless. i also dont think there was any canon kissing between the three there, but there was canon shit that went down between creep and one if ur into that.
next is hall pa$$ (aka the best au) lots of fanservice. like kisses between all three of them, cuddling sessions and blow jobs and wishes of threesomes and they all talk about how swag and one fucked but it never actually was shown like everything else was??? yeah. its actually still going on and its great.
and truffula flu is good in the sense that it was a closed au and like not everyone could randomly make a new onceler and join in. but it was also bad bc bitter died and that just not cool. like im so…. bitter about all of it like it was so good and interesting but… HE DIED AND HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG HE DIDNT DESERVE ANY OF IT. and yeehaw.
and thats about everything u need to know about swonter 8) its literally just a polyamorous relationship between a spoiled brat, a crazy cannibal and a bitter butt.
if u have anymore questions pls feel free to ask!!!!!
swag started going by swag when he got to middle school bc that’s when he first knew he was a boy and he thought it would be easier for ppl to start calling him that and not his preferred name, Oliver. And u know what it worked. “Swag” caught on, and with a hair cut and a binder (which swag could easily have paid for himself without confronting his mom) a lot of new ppl just assumed he was a boy, and they’re right!
Then in high school swag started T again kind of going behind his moms back but he’s so fucking rich he could easily pay it with out her noticing. In grade 9 swag was still a loser and shit (until he developed the biggest, baddest niner of the whole school) but he wasn’t popular enough that like ppl noticed him changing??? Yeah
And then in grade 10 he actually started talking to Emo sr, as well as cute niner emo jr. He even asks mr. O to pull a few strings and gets the administrative office to let him change his name to Oliver without parents permission.
Swag asked butts one day as a joke if his real name was bitter and butts was like “it’s not even aarron” and swag was like what???? “It’s actually Seunghyun” oh well swags not my real name either. “I know it’s Oliver bc I actually pay attention when mr. Entre does attendance” ha! Wrong again butts actually it’s Olivia. “what” fuck.
(Butts, being agender and all was cool with this development of course)
It wasn’t until grade 11 when one and swag started dating did they “get all gay and sentimental” and actually started calling each other Oliver and Gabriel. One accidentally mispronounced swags name and it sounded a hell of a lot like swags birth name and swag gets really pissed off and one, who notices shit like this figures things out. Not to mention that one also had to figure things out with his own gender, finding he fits comfortably as a demiboy and yeah. One makes sure to never address swag as that ever again.
By the time swag and one are in grade 12 swag still had a p squeaky voice but one says it’s from him never shutting the fuck up. Swag is also planning his top surgery (again paid for by himself) and hoping to legally change his name.
When June comes along swag still isn’t old enough to change his name without his mom knowing but still graduates as Oliver (which he of course goes over in a green felt tip marker and writes $WAG, along with doodling a bunch of dicks on one’s diploma, and crossing out Gabriel for a big number 1) with the help of mr. O.
After his first year of uni, he comes home to visit one (who wasn’t able to afford post secondary education yet and wouldn’t let swag pay for a single penny of it) and sees butts graduate, under Seunghyun, as butts’ mother insisted. To follow tradition, butts diploma is defaced with “bitter butts”, dicks and hearts (from one)
