Random Stuff the Cod Men Would Say
A/N- Children, don't stay up till 3:47 am like I did
Warnings-Language/Ghost being depressed as always
R/N: I hate when I wake up and-
Simon: I hate when I wake up in general.
*on the phone*
R/N: I'm breaking up
Soap: I'm pReGnAnT
R/N:
Soap:
R/N: I meant the phone call
Soap: I panicked
Ghost: "What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
Gaz: No! PLEASE-
Ghost: It becomes daytrogen.
Ghost: Good nitrogen.
Ghost with an evil smirk: Sleep tightrogen.
Ghost, almost giggling: Don't let the bugs bitrogen."
Gaz, doing breathing exercises: That concussion on our last mission got to him.
R/N: Are you a tea person or a coffee person?
Price: R/N. Love.
Price: I am hardly even a person.
R/N: ( • ᴖ • ｡)
Price:
Price: Coffee.
R/N: I just really want to take someone out.
Gaz : Aww.
Soap: On a date?
R/N: With a sniper gun.
R/N: if your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump off too?
Ghost: No
R/N: Good-
Ghost: I would jump first.
R/N: ˙◠˙
Gaz: The risk I took was calculated.
Gaz:
Gaz: But damn am I bad at math.
R/N: So, Ghost, tell us, what do you struggle with?
Ghost:
Ghost: Nothing!
Ghost: I'm totally great.
The entirety of 141: So it looks like Ghost struggles with honesty
R/N: FUCK I JUST WANNA DIE
Price: Language, R/N!
R/N: Holy heck, I crave death-
Gaz: Words ending in IE are so cute!
Soap: Yeah, like sweetie, cutie
Konig: Maybe cookie-
R/N: And POOKIE
Ghost:
Ghost: and die.
R/N: What's wrong with you???
Ghost: So do you want that chronologically or alphabetically?
R/N: Are you decent?
Ghost: Morally, no, but I'm wearing pants....
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