i’m sorry it took me so long to answer these but hi!! i always love talking about the swv!!
primer for those who don’t know: canonically there are 3 known members of the samwell women’s volleyball team: caitlin farmer ‘18 aka farmer aka chowder’s girlfriend, march ‘16 (who dated ransom for a bit) and april ‘16 who appeared in parse part 2 and who me & amber headcanon as co-captains in their junior & senior years. the rest were made up by me & @abermb!! they’re very gay and chaotic and i love them to death
kelsey sherman ‘17
psych major, wgss minor
from hawaii
like if shitty and holster were one person and that person was a loud, party-loving lesbian
that is, chaotic. lovable. often inebriated.
dating fellow team member bailey thompson
used to be a dancer
owns a ridiculous amount of snapbacks
probably has a tiktok. probably also has adhd
would get along with parse
is captain after march & april graduate
bailey thompson ‘16
bio major with a focus in forensic science, criminology minor
loves true crime shows & podcasts
fat & black & fucking stunning
anxious pansexual
similar in personality to lardo (she’s quieter, observant, but genuinely v chill & funny) - her & lardo def get along
collects sunglasses
responsible & a good student but doesn’t always take care of herself when stressed/busy/anxious- kelsey & the team help :)
loves dogs so... fucking... much
sara ‘18
double major in theatre & english
tragically heterosexual, if she wasn’t she’d be dating amanda
wants to write scripts or maybe books or maybe just be on broadway. she has a lot of dreams
shortest/smallest on the team yet fightiest & so loud
yes she’s a soprano. and an only child
loves photography & is proud of having 3000 followers on her hipster photography instagram
used to do ballet
always filming things- her snapchat & insta stories are always full of her teammates being dumb
used to be a 1d blogger, still has a tumblr but it’s just memes and her friends’ selfies
amanda ‘17
theatre major, art minor
the alto to sara’s soprano, yes they harmonize showtunes on roadies constantly, they are stereotypical annoying theatre majors dsghsjgf
very artistic, loves to draw & paint
is constantly drawing her teammates & sticking doodles in their lockers to improve morale at morning practice
human embodiment of a puppy, like at that stage where they’re tall but clumsy and excitable
trans straight girl
if she wasn’t straight she’d be dating sara
loves platonic kisses & cuddles
molly & mallory class of ????
like if ollie & wicky were also johnson
where did they come from.... when will they go......
both blonde & seemingly omniscient
no one can tell them apart unless they’re standing right next to each other (molly is a little shorter)
are they dating & just look really similar?? or are they like?? twins???? it’s unclear
mallory’s number is #53 and molly’s is #35 and sometimes they switch jerseys just to be terrible and confuse everyone
jessie ‘19
undeclared major at first bc everything is very exciting to her & she takes all the classes (excitability levels = chowder-esque)
by the time she’s a sophomore she figures out she wants to be a zoology major and be either a vet or a zookeeper
from texas, has a strong accent
weird texas shit: is very proficient at riding a horse, knows how to shoot a gun, had her first drink at 14 and owns 3 pairs of cowboy boots in varying colors (also a cowboy hat but everyone on the team shamed her out of wearing it in public)
thought she was straight until she went to samwell, figures out she’s bi by the end of freshman year
the second shortest/smallest on the team after sara but and similarly loud, altho shier when she’s not around her friends
when she talks fast she’s indecipherable
has bright red curly hair, freckles, huge brown cow eyes, is just generally adorable
as for how they’re doing now- i don’t think we made hc’s for the class of ‘20 or ‘21 so all these girls have graduated by now! i’ve already written a drabble about kelsey & bailey getting married lol so that’s definitely a thing (they probably had the wedding in 2019). jessie’s in vet school, sara and amanda live together in new york trying to make their broadway dreams happen, and molly & mallory? who fucking knows lmao
i always love talking about them so feel free to send me swv asks anytime!! if you’re thirsting for more here’s my tag and here’s the beautiful fanart! thank u for these asks, writing this up was a lot of fun!! 💖💖💖