#omgchckplease

[egobuzz]

omgchckplease replied to your post: voldemort was a self-insert character apparently...

do u have a twitter bc i wanna retweet this so bad this is THE FUNNIEST take i have seen on this bs ���������� (if u dont btw thats fine idw post something on twitter w/o ur permission~!)

I do! https://twitter.com/egobuz

just tweeted this post special for you lmao 

[asterlark]

i’m sorry it took me so long to answer these but hi!! i always love talking about the swv!!

primer for those who don’t know: canonically there are 3 known members of the samwell women’s volleyball team: caitlin farmer ‘18 aka farmer aka chowder’s girlfriend, march ‘16 (who dated ransom for a bit) and april ‘16 who appeared in parse part 2 and who me & amber headcanon as co-captains in their junior & senior years. the rest were made up by me & @abermb​!! they’re very gay and chaotic and i love them to death

kelsey sherman ‘17

psych major, wgss minor

from hawaii

like if shitty and holster were one person and that person was a loud, party-loving lesbian

that is, chaotic. lovable. often inebriated. 

dating fellow team member bailey thompson

used to be a dancer

owns a ridiculous amount of snapbacks

probably has a tiktok. probably also has adhd

would get along with parse

is captain after march & april graduate

bailey thompson ‘16

bio major with a focus in forensic science, criminology minor

loves true crime shows & podcasts

fat & black & fucking stunning

anxious pansexual

similar in personality to lardo (she’s quieter, observant, but genuinely v chill & funny) - her & lardo def get along

collects sunglasses

responsible & a good student but doesn’t always take care of herself when stressed/busy/anxious- kelsey & the team help :)

loves dogs so... fucking... much

sara ‘18

double major in theatre & english

tragically heterosexual, if she wasn’t she’d be dating amanda

wants to write scripts or maybe books or maybe just be on broadway. she has a lot of dreams

shortest/smallest on the team yet fightiest & so loud

yes she’s a soprano. and an only child

loves photography & is proud of having 3000 followers on her hipster photography instagram

used to do ballet

always filming things- her snapchat & insta stories are always full of her teammates being dumb

used to be a 1d blogger, still has a tumblr but it’s just memes and her friends’ selfies 

amanda ‘17

theatre major, art minor

the alto to sara’s soprano, yes they harmonize showtunes on roadies constantly, they are stereotypical annoying theatre majors dsghsjgf

very artistic, loves to draw & paint

is constantly drawing her teammates & sticking doodles in their lockers to improve morale at morning practice

human embodiment of a puppy, like at that stage where they’re tall but clumsy and excitable

trans straight girl

if she wasn’t straight she’d be dating sara

loves platonic kisses & cuddles

molly & mallory class of ????

like if ollie & wicky were also johnson

where did they come from.... when will they go......

both blonde & seemingly omniscient 

no one can tell them apart unless they’re standing right next to each other (molly is a little shorter)

are they dating & just look really similar?? or are they like?? twins???? it’s unclear

mallory’s number is #53 and molly’s is #35 and sometimes they switch jerseys just to be terrible and confuse everyone

jessie ‘19

undeclared major at first bc everything is very exciting to her & she takes all the classes (excitability levels = chowder-esque)

by the time she’s a sophomore she figures out she wants to be a zoology major and be either a vet or a zookeeper

from texas, has a strong accent

weird texas shit: is very proficient at riding a horse, knows how to shoot a gun, had her first drink at 14 and owns 3 pairs of cowboy boots in varying colors (also a cowboy hat but everyone on the team shamed her out of wearing it in public)

thought she was straight until she went to samwell, figures out she’s bi by the end of freshman year

the second shortest/smallest on the team after sara but and similarly loud, altho shier when she’s not around her friends 

when she talks fast she’s indecipherable

has bright red curly hair, freckles, huge brown cow eyes, is just generally adorable

as for how they’re doing now- i don’t think we made hc’s for the class of ‘20 or ‘21 so all these girls have graduated by now! i’ve already written a drabble about kelsey & bailey getting married lol so that’s definitely a thing (they probably had the wedding in 2019). jessie’s in vet school, sara and amanda live together in new york trying to make their broadway dreams happen, and molly & mallory? who fucking knows lmao

i always love talking about them so feel free to send me swv asks anytime!! if you’re thirsting for more here’s my tag and here’s the beautiful fanart! thank u for these asks, writing this up was a lot of fun!! 💖💖💖

[bokulikescomics]

Hello! List 5 things that make you happy and put this in the ask box of the last 10 people who reblogged from you!

Ahh alrighty jgdjgdjd

1) Nicely wrapped presents

2) Amusement parks

3) Hammocks/ rocking chairs 

4) Music that gives me the Feels™

5) Pretty architecture

[karasunovolleygays]

Hello! List 5 things that make you happy and put this in the ask box of the last 10 people who reblogged from you!

I like:

staying at home for days on end

buttered popcorn

star trek

when you burrow under the covers for the night

hoodies right out of the dryer

[acehawkguy]

omgchckplease replied to your post “for anyone who relied on everything, please! to read comics + extras...”

thank you!!

you’re welcome! it’s nowhere near as nice as everything, please! but for immediate binge reading purposes it should work lol

[turner-strait]

omgchckplease replied to your post:  ...

LOL I JUST FOUND OUT U NEED XKIT FOR IT THATS WHY

@orgyforone

there’s the issue lmao

why do we even go on this shitty-ass website anymore

[bootycap]

#i have a stuffed dog #after my ex found out about him #he went out and bought a stuffed cat #so my dog (doggy) would have a friend when i'd spend the night #and vice versa -- KDSKASJ THAT'S SO CUTE?????????? DAMN NEED ME A FREAK LIKE THAT (u can ignore this btw i srsly think that's fuckin cute omg)

lmfao we were a very... weird couple. like that’s not even the beginning of it.

i’m glad we’re not together anymore, but we had some fun times :D

[garden-of-succulents]

pov, your choice of a zimbits fic :3

(meme link)

Jack, the night of All Manner of Things Shall Be Well (so like technically a sequel but wev):

Coach Bittle returned from the concession with beer and a hot dog in time for the second period to start. He pulled a bag of peanuts out of his jacket and offered them to Jack. “These fit in your diet plan?”

“Thanks,” Jack said, realizing that they actually were a pretty good choice, all things considered, and thought about making a joke to Bittle about protein later; by the time he realized there might be some other meaning to Bittle’s father buying his boyfriend a present, Coach had turned his attention to the ice.

“Your team just scored a touchdown,” Jack said after shift change, when Bittle was off the ice and his father’s attention slackened. Coach Bittle twitched at that, involuntarily patting his pocket. “They’re up 13-3.”

Coach considered that a moment, his eyes on the hockey, then nodded phlegmatically. “They’re a good team. My assistant’s got ‘em in hand.”

Jack tapped the edge of his own phone against the seat back ahead of him, watching Twitter scroll again and tell him that Coach Bittle’s team just pulled off their point conversion. “You didn’t have this conference on your schedule when I visited you in July.”

Coach looked out at the ice again, twitching his moustache and sniffing, then reached out without looking for a peanut. Jack moved the bag so he could take one. “’Til you visited in July,” he said, splitting a peanut and shucking the skin with thumb and forefinger, “I didn’t have a need to be up here this October. But my boy wasn’t talking to me much, so once he left I thought I’d find a reason to be in Boston in the fall.”

Jack took a peanut out of the bag and turned it over in his fingers. “October’s a busy time for a football coach.”

“It is.” Coach looked at him sidelong and raised an eyebrow. “But there’s more important things in life than football. Thought you woulda learned that by now.”