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sxtape (2013) Oryginał, Napisy PL
sxtape (2013) Oryginał, Napisy PL
Reżyser: - Gatunek: Horror Produkcja: USA Język: Oryginał,Napisy PL Liczba wyświetleń: [post_view]
Opis: Aby urozmaicić związek, Adam i Jill udają się do opuszczonego dworku, gdzie nagrywają erotyczne zabawy. Nie podejrzewają, że ktoś ich obserwuje.
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Review of the film "sxtape"
Under the heading “Scary Movie” sxtape we place a review of the horror movies that, for one reason or another have not been put in a film distribution
Young artist Jill ( Caitlin Foley ) and her boyfriend Adam ( Ian Duncan ), passing by the old abandoned hospital stay to examine her – is thought to organize an exhibition of her girls. Innocent sex game ends with one of the chambers that Jill is faced with some supernatural powers, and they will do everything possible so that this story ended as bad as possible.
Two years ago, honored director Barry Levinson , winner of the “Oscar” for ” Rain Man ” and the creator of such distinguished films as” Sleepers “,” Wag the Dog “and” Bugsy , “suddenly made a feint ears and released thriller” Bay “about the blood-sucking parasites, very sad way poisoned the Independence Day holiday residents of a small coastal town. This film went virtually unnoticed in the world and no dividends to its creator has not brought (puzzled critics shrugged and turned away), but now in his footsteps went Bernard Rose . Director he is not so famous, but also not the last – in his filmography is ” Immortal Beloved “of Beethoven performed by Gary Oldman and adaptation of ” Anna Karenina “with Sophie Marceau in the title role. On the other hand, in addition to these academic paintings Rose took another cult ” Candyman “and the thriller with the speaker called” snuff film sxtape”, so that horror themes close to him – and all the more surprising to receive from him is weak, formless mush as ” sxtape. “
As the film “sxtape” was made?
Filmed in the rapidly emerging from the fashion style of “found films” – Adam we see only in the final, to this point, he and his camera (judging by the reflections, are not “phone” and not even an amateur hand, and with a healthy telebanduroy attached thereto mini illuminator) will be our eyes and ears. And here we are dealing with a wacky view of found footage-horror that are not worried about credibility – that no matter what happens, the camera does not put the main character and did not turn off, even during sex.
In the same “Kendimene” Rose frightening atmosphere and suspense – and, admittedly, it is perfectly managed. Directed honestly tries to repeat this number in “sxtape,” but it turns out bad – watching monotonous promenades heroes empty corridors tedious and boring. The most common course of directing – “throw” a noise in the distance, then fall silent heroes and intense stare, listen to how the darkness. A couple of times in the darkness, and the truth is something going on, but in most cases this is just a false alarm – as the story of the boy who cried “Wolf!” Has not been canceled, at some time in these scenes begin to not strain and fall asleep.
In the second half of the film appears in the story a couple of characters – the main characters of friends who join the “fun” in an abandoned hospital, but even then not stop solo Caitlin Foley, actress unusually sunny and expressive. In principle, if the film and travels at the seams, it is only because of her – first she deftly draws an image of a living, charming “Hopper” and then gradually withdraws his heroine in the depths of inexplicable madness. Here is the “inexplicable”, by the way, for the benefit of the film is not – while for the most Folly no complaints, more frequent tantrums are not afraid of her character, and annoying.
Verdict “sxtape”
The ending, as usual in the genre of “found film” does not answer any of the draw while watching the issues, but contains a short ten seconds “bonus scene” with a completely shock nibbles penis during oral sex, for which, as it seems, the film and filmed. Sorry for the spoiler, but such things should know in advance – because this episode was in production obviously cost more than the rest of the film, and he did not tied to the fact that we have shown before. Well, what a nice way to wake up dozing cinema and leave behind a strong impression. But we are not fooled – that bullying, which was until then, we will not forget, do not forgive.
2/10
I wasted 84 minutes and 18 seconds of my life on this tripe and I want them back.
The tagline for SxTape (yes, SxTape; the filmmakers couldn't even bring themselves to have "sex" in the title) reads “Some tapes shouldn’t be made”, and really they should’ve taken their own advice here. The one hope spot to come from this cinematic abyss is the likely event that some poor soul will one day mistake it for the upcoming Cameron Diaz/Jason Segel “romp” Sex Tape whilst looking for something to stream, and receive a horrible shock upon viewing an interminable horror that should never have received funding, let alone get a respected horror director in Candyman’s Bernard Rose on board.
If you’re trying to make a compelling feature length movie, it’s a good idea to not make your protagonists the most vacuous, annoying, yuppie couple you’ll encounter cinematically for some time, who cannot keep it in their pants for more than five minutes. I get that that’s the conceit of the movie - that sex is a primary feature of the plot - but Jesus H masturbating Christ, even the eponymous character of Nymphomaniac had more self-control. So our asshole heroes - one a Kesha lookalike artist, the other an interminably dull “filmmaker” who just films everything - stumble up an abandoned hospice from the last century. They dick around, use bed restraints for some light bondage play, guy goes off to sniff his own farts or something, girl is attacked by demon thing whilst trapped in said restraints, and then we’re treated to a good hour or so of wandering around dimly lit halls interspersed with spooky noises and mind-numbingly petty arguments.
There’s barely enough material here to cover one of the lesser V/H/S shorts, let alone an actual full-length film, crammed with every overbaked found footage trope. It’s a damn good argument for taking the genre out back and Old Yeller-ing its brains out. The one positive is it actually feels like it was shot on a consumer camcorder, and hasn’t been polished and framed past all believability. But a sliver of authenticity doesn’t make up for something so bad, it’s not even possible to put effort into taking the piss. Even desperate teenagers on the hunt for any form of titillation won’t buy into such risible excrement.
★☆☆☆☆
sxtape / 2013 — IMDb
