#sydanvaras

[blooddiesel]

Merinski, the drugs' whisperer.

[goresoline]

Dickasses of note if you want to follow a wad of fuckholes:

Bridhe Taeven, my best friend and a constant throbbing headache to my entire existence, at all times. I value him very much.

My husband K. "Fin" Lindstrom who cannot even pirate a song without going into anxious sensory overload. He works a lot and has a hard time blogging so rarely logs on, but his blog is cute and dumb and gay, so whatever. He's my favorite thing.

My sister the crazyfuck chain-smoking urban shaman Ev, more widely known as Pillz here. She's also Fin's and Dave's mun, kindly excuse me taking a hefty piss all over the fourth wall right now, I don't give a fuck.

Which in fact leads us to Dave Strider. We get drunk and emotional and talk about secret zodiac Scorpio feelings bullshit together. And as much as he hates to admit it, he's slowly becoming mini-me, which is a strange combination of terrifying, very flattering, and tragic as all balls.

My employer Bran Scordato doesn't deserve to be here because I listed him the other day, wow forget that guy. He's an undead piece of shit, leads the Vegas and Dallas based mobs, but he also can't open a pouch of Capri Sun on his own so who gives a fuck. He's good though, I like him.

TRISTAN ROWAN IS A MORBID VIRGO WHO BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE AND IS A FREEMASON, I FUCKING KNOW IT, HE CAN'T HIDE THE TRUTH, I fucking love his blog though, shit's great.

Jack is angry.

This bitch types for me.

I talk to a lot of people but I don't feel like listing them all, okay, yes, here, have some key assholes.

[blooddiesel]

if you had to assign birds to the people you know, who would be which bird?

Ooo yes yes, this is a good question.

So many people that I know already have birds "assigned" to them, and I'll personally agree that they are spot-on.

Ev [Pillz, yes] for example is a Long-Tailed Sylph and I believe this suits her quite well. Also a Redwing Blackbird, but she is more "sylph" more often I'd say.

On the other hand, Dave thinks himself a crow---yet personally I see him as a Grackle. Black feathers but they have this watery, oily sheen to them; brighter eyes than crows.

Rip I see as a Black-Throated Magpie Jay, evolved from his previous magpie form.

Bridhe is a Brown Shrike.

Small, yet bright and social, explosive little personality.

Tijuana? You're a Hawk Owl. Yes.

Just look at you, you're fucking ready.

Fin's a Bleeding Heart Dove, hah ha obviously. For the appearance, as well as the reference to a....heart that's bleeding, AND the term that "bleeding heart" means a sensitive person.

Doves too are often viewed as peaceable creatures, however they can actually be quite violent in nature. 

And lastly ahhhh, Kurr...Gale is a Nightingale, I can't really dispute that.

[blooddiesel]

Whenever I blog water and ocean things, I recall the time I told my boyfriend last year about feeling "reborn" through the sea.

And he got so fucking excited he shouted MY BOYFRIEND'S A BADASS VIKING RISING FROM THE DEPTHS, and he pranced inside a pizza box and got tangled in the curtains.

Cute dickfucker.

[blooddiesel]

Nam nam nam nam.

[blooddiesel]

[mouth-bird-blog]

sydanvaras started following you

Coo coo, hi! n v n

[blooddiesel]

Oh shit Fin, that reminds me.

Rip linked this to Kurr yesterday and said, "Look. It's a Fin and Merinski theme song," fghgfff.

The style seems like something you would like too.

"There's a Party in Valhalla!" - The Autumn Descent