#sym aiko

[saintsarefake]

Ryuji: Am I really going to allow Aiko to keep that cat?

Jesus: My father kept Zeus.

[saintsarefake]

Saint Oniisan Characters with no context but it slowly becomes more and more concerning (long post, part 2)

[saintsarefake]

Saint Oniisan Characters with no context but it slowly becomes more and more concerning (long post, part 1)

[saintsarefake]

Aiko: Can we go out for ice cream?

Ryuji: What did your mother say?

Aiko: She said no.

Ryuji: Why are you asking me then?

Aiko: Cause she's not the boss of you.

Ryuji internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap-

[saintsarefake]

Jesus: Aiko isn't like us, she needs to sleep soon.

Aiko: Don't you guys need rest too? You both look really tired.

*Jesus and Buddha looking like they're about to die*

Buddha: We look awesome.

[saintsarefake]

Aiko: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Jesus: They do.

Buddha: Jesus, why did you say that with such certainty?

[saintsarefake]

*Jesus and Buddha agreed to babysit Aiko and her younger sibling*

Jesus, reading the baby formula: Shake well before feeding.

Jesus: Oh, okay then.

Jesus: *lifts the baby up*

Buddha: JESUS WAIT NO THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS-

[saintsarefake]

Buddha: Akio, I know you're here! Come on out, you know I can sense you.

Aiko: *falls on top of Buddha* Aiko bomb! I got you!

Buddha: Yep, you got me.

Aiko, covering Buddha's eyes: And now you're blind!

Buddha: Oh no! Tiny hands! My only weakness!