#sym gabriel

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Saint Oniisan Characters with no context but it slowly becomes more and more concerning (long post, part 1)

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Uriel: Die.

Raphael: Please don't die!

Uriel: DIE!

Raphael: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Gabriel: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Michael, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Raphael wants Uriel to accept it as our kid.

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Gabriel: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

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Gabriel: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Raphael: I’m worried about you.

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Gabriel: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Uriel: *crouches down*

Raphael: *kneels down*

Michael: *sits on the floor*

Gabriel:

Gabriel: I hate all of you.

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*The Archangels rewriting their debut album in hell for the umpteenth time*

Judas: Who in the world is sadder than the Archangels?

Lucifer: Me watching this.

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Michael: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Uriel: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Michael: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING GABRIEL WITH ME!

Raphael, picking up the monopoly board: Okay, I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Uriel: This is so dumb.

Gabriel, sitting on his shoulders: The higher I am the more I can see.

Uriel: You- you can literally fly-

Gabriel: Hush now, Uriel. I am searching.