#sym ryuji

[saintsarefake]

Ryuji: Am I really going to allow Aiko to keep that cat?

Jesus: My father kept Zeus.

[saintsarefake]

Buddha: Jail is indeed no fun, I’ll tell you that much.

Ryuji: Oh, you’ve been too?

Buddha: Oh yeah, in Monopoly.

[saintsarefake]

Aiko: Can we go out for ice cream?

Ryuji: What did your mother say?

Aiko: She said no.

Ryuji: Why are you asking me then?

Aiko: Cause she's not the boss of you.

Ryuji internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap-

[saintsarefake]

Jesus: I always thought of him as a kind of funny little man.

Buddha: He's apart of the fucking Japanese mafia.

[saintsarefake]

*in the sauna with Ryuji for the first time*

Jesus: Hey! We have fun! Don't we, Buddha?

Buddha, staring at the floor: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.