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Jesus: Well, time for Plan G
Buddha: Don't you mean Plan B?
Peter: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. James had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties
Buddha: Alright, Plan-
John: Don't even bother asking about Plan D, that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago
Buddha: And Plan E?
Andrew: We're really hoping not to use it. Judas dies in plan E.
Uriel: I like plan E.
Saint Oniisan Characters with no context but it slowly becomes more and more concerning (long post, part 2)
Saint Oniisan Characters with no context but it slowly becomes more and more concerning (long post, part 1)
Michael: That was a joke, say Ha.
Uriel: Ha.
Michael: Now say it again.
Uriel: Ha.
Michael: Congratulations! You are now officially the life of the party!
Raphael: The worst experiences I tend to have are “oh you sing? Are you a good singer? Sing something for me right now!”
Buddha: “Do you draw? You do? Draw me!” Like no
John: “You write? Make me a character in your story!”
Sundari: “You act? Cry for me right now!”
Jesus: “You speak that language? Say something in it!”
Uriel: “You murder? Kill me right now!”
Peter:
Peter: Hey where's Judas?
Uriel: Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was last week.
Michael: Why does it seem like every time you talk, you end up talking about the weather? Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of any other events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the weather? Let's think of something for you to talk about other than the weather. I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than where you live.
Michael: Let's start there. What do you do for a living?
Uriel: I'm a meteorologist.
Uriel: Die.
Raphael: Please don't die!
Uriel: DIE!
Raphael: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Gabriel: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Michael, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Raphael wants Uriel to accept it as our kid.
Uriel on a date: *looks around*
Uriel: I was under the assumption that the dog in your profile picture would be joining us.
