#syrettes

[was-a-mistake]

Syrettes was a mistake.

[waspabi]

carabot replied to your post “so i’m sitting here trying to stream taylor swift’s acceptance speech...”

why are men so useless jfc

themeaningofflying replied to your post “so i’m sitting here trying to stream taylor swift’s acceptance speech...”

Ughhhhh you would think PDX would be better than that but noooooooo.

ALL MEN ARE GARBAGE MAGGOTS

clovavavoom replied to your photoset “personally, stylist caroline, i would have gone with these saint...”

Zayn could have DEFINITELY worn those I'm harddd

ok so i just had a small blackout picturing zayn in some of the saint laurent looks but i think i'm ok now... maybe... 

syrettes replied to your photo “NOTHING ABOUT THIS OUTFIT IS WEIRD”

This outfit is fantastic.

thanks darling! EVERY PATTERN. 

blamefincham replied to your post “Haylor was PR to COVER UP LARRY”

*standing ovation*

i saw sarah good with the devil!! i saw bridget bishop with the devil! I SAW GOODY OSBURN WITH THE DEVIL!!! 

[bonnyanne]

hello hello, I just wanted to know if you'd seen that Bam Margera has his friend Red Mohawk read a letter he'd written to Ville Valo apologizing to him for what he did to him "That Night" and saying he hasn't seen him save or like 12 minutes in 5 o r 6 years. 17 y/o me is having a MOMENT.

Julie

I'm kind of in physical pain rn

[namajague]

syrettes replied to your post:My Jonas problem hides, it disguises itself,...

I understand because he upsets me so much. I’m still SO BITTER over everything. I wish I could give it up but I’m MAD

Yeahhhhh, that's the thing. It's beyond normal fannish levels of anger, I'm just genuinely mad about him, and mad that I still give a shit. They fucked people over and they're still so casual about it, just taking shirtless photoshoots and stripping in gay clubs like that's not mildly weird for Nick Jonas of all people to do. I'm not over them, but I'm not over what they did, either. :-/

[ziusik]

syrettes replied to your post:I want someone to accuse me of being a man-hater...

GO WRITE.

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE (you know my life)

[mediaville]

14 - Kiss along the hips - Louis/Eleanor

Only because I love you.

The bedroom is like an explosion, cluttered with boxes and garment bags that seem to have been hastily opened and just as hastily discarded. “Babe?” Louis treads carefully towards the en suite, not wanting to upset anything, physical or emotional. “All sorted? Can I get you—”

He loses his breath when he sees her, naked to the waist, an unfastened pair of silk trousers in her hands. She’s gorgeous, always has been, but now, somehow the angles and curves of her body have shifted in a way that makes Louis go dumb. Her hair is long and thick, styled in waves that curl down to the tops of her breasts, dark little nipples all perked up. Her tits make his mouth water but he knows better than to touch, or even comment. He’s learnt his lessons the hard way, as most men do.

"Not sorted," she sniffs. She’s so lovely but she’s a mess. Her eyes are red-rimmed and wet, her mouth twisted into an unhappy line. "Nothing fits. You should just go without me."

He shakes his head firmly, but keeps his expression soft, stepping close enough to touch her, tracing the curve of her spine with his fingertips. “Never,” he says. Then, “What’s wrong with these? Just fasten them low, like this—”

"You think I haven’t tried that?" she hisses, tries to push him away. He holds steady. Raises his eyebrows. Waits.

Eventually she slumps. “I can fasten them low, but then they’re too long and even if I could bear to wear my highest heels the hems would still drag and there isn’t enough time to fix them and, and everything is shit.” She sniffs and wipes at her face. “Basically.”

Louis smiles and ducks in, steals a kiss before she can complain, then drops down to kneel in front of her. These days there’s a lot coming at them, but dealing with too-long trousers is a problem Louis Tomlinson knows how to handle. “If I may,” he says, grinning up at her as he carefully tucks the hem of her trouser into a neat fold and then rolls it up, making a tight, short hem around her ankle. “Rolled-up trousers are all the rage these days.”

It seems to do the trick, solving both the problem of her trousers and her face. She gives him a watery smile and pets his head. “I’ll still look awful,” she says, but she’s smiling at him like she loves him, and he’s never seen her look prettier. “They’ll all be able to tell.”

She’s wrong, he knows. She’s still so tiny, the slope of her belly barely noticeable, even when she’s naked. He presses soft kisses into the curve of her hip, nuzzling down lower and across her stomach. “Fuck them all,” he murmurs into the curve of her skin.

[waspabi]

syrettes replied to your post “I am so in love with Taylor and Nick gossiping on the beach while the husbands play with the kids and neighbors”

THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED. HOW PERFECT. TELL ME MORE ABOUT ED AND HARRY CHASING THE BABIES WHILE NICK AND TAYLOR GLAM AND GAB. HERE FOR IT. EVERYWHERE FOR IT.

YES I CAN. so i feel in my heart like harry and ed would be dad bros, they could spend time like discussing discipline techniques while nick is more the sort of abstract impressionist of parents and taylor sometimes follows that mode (you'd think taylor would be very uptight but girl knows what battles to pick so if little teddy wants to smear mashed potato all over his face taylor's just going to roll with it, and ed just wants to do his best you know? and he really cares about teddy's potato face!). and they're all hands-on parents, but ed and harry definitely are all up on beach play time and they'd want to build the fuck out of some goddamn sandcastles (so would taylor and nick, but they're busy ok they have wine) and act out the fuck of some power rangers: space bonanza or whatever kids watch in the future. 

ed makes AWESOME lightsaber sounds and harry is very inventive with his seaweed crowns but unfortunately what is a very exciting playtime turns DIFFICULT when all the kids decide that it is ACTUALLY A RACE and they have to escape the foul clutches of the evil daddies and they're all running off and giggling and ed and harry are like hurtling after them, oh god please don't let any of them get lost or fall down or break something oh no gigi, that's a horseshoe crab don't step on that!! 

where are your golf carts now, bros????

correction: ed would like to get a golf cart for the house.