#syrup discourse

[surpriserose]

Passive aggressive discourse in the syrup fandom

[lordwoolselytaxservices]

I cannot stress this enough.

There is a difference between PANCAKE syrup and MAPLE syrup.

Pancake syrup is maple flavored liquid sugar. Sometimes it's not even maple flavored! Sometimes its butter or blueberry flavored!

Maple syrup is actual maple syrup from the tree.

Please stop putting your maple/butter/blueberry/etc flavored liquid sugar in the refrigerator it doesn't need to go in there and it makes it impossible to get out of the bottle.

[fuckableratings]

Well that was fast. Anyway what in the fuck-

Is this about the maple syrup post becAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA

I guess it's like a hair cleansing thing but why would you put yourself through that??

[spinelesssuggestion-blog]

I'm really amused right now cuz 1) My dad has a 'crush' on Karen Rodgers the traffic lady and my mom thinks if anyone he should have a crush on Cecily tynan and it's turned into a semi-argument and b) my dad bought Mrs. Buttereorths syrup and hungry jack pancake mix and my mom was fake mad and I mocked her about us being aunt jemima people and she replied that we're an aunt jemima fAMILY

[putins-penis]

Mrs Butterworth syrup is good like aunt Jemima can take her nasty ass syrup and shove it so far up her ass she tastes it for a week