mira and rumi refer to zoeys “weapons of mass destruction” being used to make them do whatever she wants as an inside joke in an interview once without explaining what they mean, and people start to theorize about what theyre talking about online.
one theory states its zoeys tits. that she just flashes them to get rumira to do her bidding in exchange for getting to continue staring at them. some hypothesize that she lets them touch as payment for bigger requests
another theory states its actual nukes. that zoey just happens to own an entire missile silo for some unknown reason. this is more of a joke theory of course but a few people do genuinely believe zoey used her wealth to buy nukes
another few theories float around like them referring to sex toys, action figures (?), drafted tweets that would get rumira and/or huntrix as a whole cancelled, celines tits (???), and various other body parts
eventually, the fandom finds out. zoeys on stream when it happens. rumi and mira are hanging out with her while she plays a relatively chill game and they watch her. shes kinda locked in but she finishes her drink and wants another one. she asks rumi to go get one for her from the kitchen, but rumi tells her to go get it herself. and then zoey does it
she pulls out the Puppy Dog Eyes
rumi crumbles instantly and starts grumbling on the way out of the room
mira (whos been in the background laying on the bed playing a different game on zoeys old ds this whole time) laughs at her “she got you w the wmds huh?”
rumi glares at her and flips her off
it takes a sec for chat to realize she means weapons of mass destruction
#rumirawhipped is trending the next day
