#sys:txt

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just system things:

introducing your headmates/alters to something and them proceeding to get Absolutely Ridiculously Obsessed With It

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me: oh, this whole box of little bites muffins is going out of date today. i guess that means i need to eat the whole thing so its not wasted.

cor: you...you absolutely do not need to do that.

me, with a mouthful of muffins already: what?

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tony: we might have better luck with this game not crashing if we uninstalled some mods

me:

tony:

me:

tony:

me: no offense but i would rather die

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a comprehensive list of women cor leonis would absolutely let kick his ass:

imperator furiosa

nadine ross

commander shepard

diana prince

zoe washburne

lady sif

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tony "iron man" stark, unironically asking how hes supposed to take a man that calls himself starlord seriously, more at 11

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me: *accidentally brews coffee too dark even with creamer* uggghhhh

tony, grabbing the pot and drinking straight out of it: suck it up sunshine

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alex makes a great gatekeeper and protector because he is unearthly terrifying to absolutely everyone in the system so if someone’s bothering me or acting up all he has to do is glower and hoo boy does it quiet down fast

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like even worse is every time this bullshit comes up my own tony spirals and it drags me down with him and i am!! So!! Tired!!