#szyael

[soul-paws-bleach]

[soul-paws-bleach]

Just curious, has Szayel gotten a heated blanket for Christmas before? For when it's cold to help keep him warm?

Yes he got one! But he’s under all blankets and scarfs under the bed. He doesn’t like winter, he doens’t like December in particular and he hates with all his heart and paws Christmas! He’s also sick, so be careful if you want to pet him or go near him

[soul-paws-bleach]

Which granz kitten has the best costume?

Woah! Szayel got  a look that nobody was expecting! Even Yylfordt is surprised! A good kind of surprised of course! (They are smiling at each other for the first time in... idk... Years!?) But tbh idk! I both find them beautiful! They both look so great!

[soul-paws-bleach]

I can kinda imagine Szayel being that picture of the cat that's been going around in the bath with rubber duckies around him when it comes to bath time. Is that weird?

Nah it’s not! 

[bleachlists]

Grimmjow's pick-up lines...in practice

As requested by anon. :)

Let's say that Grimmjow actually used the pick-up lines I wrote for him...on a variety of (completely) randomly chosen Bleach characters. How would they go over?

1. To Szayel: “They don’t call me the SEXta espada for nothing.”

Szayel: And they don't call my zanpakuto "Forincaras" for nothing.

Szayel: Sounds like we need to have an orgy.

2. To Ichigo: “Be my prey?”

Ichigo: Um, I thought I already was.

Ichigo: You trying to make it official, or something?

3. To Charlotte: “Hey there.” «grins»

Charlotte: Your chest - it's a thing of beauty! Just like mine!

Charlotte: Hello yourself!

4. To Ganju: “I’d love to thrust my hand deep inside you.”

Ganju: ...

Ganju: Ew.

5. To Soi Fon: “I thought my hierro was impenetrable. But your eyes…they pierced right through me.”

Soi Fon: If you think that's something, you should see what my shikai can do!

6. To Yumichika: “I promise to make you purr.”

Yumichika: Purr? I believe *you're* the kitty here.

Yumichika: If anything, you should be promising to make me sparkle.

7. To Hitsugaya: “I’d sure like to…grind my body against yours.”

Hitsugaya: ...

Hitsugaya: [leaves]

8. To Orihime (seriously!): “Being tied up and thrown in a sack - deal breaker or no?”

Orihime: It's so sweet of you to check, Grimmjow!

Orihime: But, um, it's a little weird to be checking now.

9.To Urahara: “I’d love to be YOUR sex kitten.”

Urahara: Thanks, but I already have one!

10. To Bambietta: “They don’t call me ‘king’ for nothing.”

Bambietta: There is only one king so far as I'm concerned.

Bambietta: Everyone else gets cut in half.

Bambietta: So - wanna run that by me again...punk?

[ephonajizabel]

Story time:

My friend (Xweetara) and I went to Hot Topic and bought some stuff.  I saw this little yarn doll that looked like Noba and had to see if it was Noba or not.  So in front of the register we got into a conversation about Szayel and his voodoo dolls.

It basically ended with us explaining to the cashier who we were talking about (apparently her daughter watched Bleach) and she dismissed it with 'well whatever makes you happy'

[gafurtle]

Writing pick-up lines for Szayel should not be this easy.

I feel unclean.