“This is your chance. Kiss her.“
And here we see that this particular species of bat finds himself petrified in the presence of a potential mate. Silent. Unmoving. Unsure. Courtship is rarely an easy feat, even and especially when hanging before a seemingly perfect partner…
Kissing her would be a horrible idea.
But what was he supposed to do? He could hardly make eye contact with most other potential companions. Yet he felt so comforted meeting her gaze. His heart fluttered, his cheeks burned hot, and, and—CRACK!
The wooden frame from which he had been dangling snapped, and like an idiot, he didn't react fast enough to keep from landing on his back. He hit the ground with a wet THUD! and he could hear the rain water gathered in the street splashing as the new Magpie ran away.
“…She is never going to think I'm cool ever again.”