#t.ai

[belicioustummy]

day 5 of feedist kinktober (prompt: tea party)

it’s rumored that king malik is courting the eligible prince of a nearby kingdom, tai. they certainly enjoy their decadent teas for two, which have been happening more often lately

the king’s evil advisor, khalyse, doesn’t seem to mind having prince tai around either…

[shvdos]

farts after the beep.

see ?? you are gross.don’t bother denying it, it’s too late for that!

[shvdos]

{ tai }:

I was watching masterchef- gomen!

Hmph.

[shvdos]

{` hisses at Lucas for ignoring my existence }

[shvdos]

{ tai }:

I don’t love someone who ignored my existence for a brief moment, hmph.

I apologized, damn it. Like -- what must I do for you to forgive me and no, I won't kneel down for you.

[shvdos]

{ tai }:

You’re the type of person that I want to throw off a cliff but at the same time hug you.

Do not forget that you would also want to "love" me. But dang -- I am a superior person then.

[shvdos]

{ tai }:

It has been less than a minute and I’m already attacked - Rude

It's only 8:30 in the morning and I am already feeling accomplished.    Oh please -- you love me somewhere deep in your heart.

[shvdos]

{ tai }:

You have a brain :( just a very very microscopic one

But I bet it's still twice as larger than yours --