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[sillygayduck]

Mile: We're having a baby.

Barcode : Oh, cangradu-

Apo, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

[sillygayduck]

Chay: I need to dye my hair.

Chay: Or get a tattoo.

Chay: Or a piercing.

Chay: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

(Literally chay in ep. 12)

[sillygayduck]

Macau: *writing a letter*

Macau: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard

[sillygayduck]

Kinn: Your smile? It makes my day.

Porsche : Your happiness? I live for that.

Kim: A room? Get one.

Chay: Hotel? Trivago.

[sillygayduck]

Kinn: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Chay.

Porsche : You just said it again.

Chay

Kinn: I am not a role model.

[sillygayduck]

Macau : *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Chay, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

(I want them to be besties)

[sillygayduck]

Chay: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.

Macau: I photosynthesize with this.

[sillygayduck]

Chay: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.