Sillygayduck

Bts army, bl(dramas, anime, web toon),can’t watch straight dramas or stuff (and if I do my mind makes it gay by shipping people) Hehe!! <3

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Mile: *Locks Barcode in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Barcode : What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Barcode : Can we go out to get icecream?

Mile : Did you ask Apo ?

Barcode : They said no.

Mile : Then why did you ask me?

Barcode : They're not the boss of you.

Mile , internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Mile , handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

Barcode : Blue flavor!

Mile : Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

Barcode : Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

Mile : Blue is not a flavor!

Barcode : BLUE FLAVOR!

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Barcode : Do dragons fart fire?

Mile: I don't know.

Barcode : I thought you went to college.

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Jeff : Dom or sub?

Barcode : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

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[Fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night]

[Everyone rush in, half asleep]

Porsche : is everyone okay? Chay what are

you-

Chay: [holding a lit piece of paper under

the fire alarm] now that everyone's here who

fInIshed my chocolate mrik?

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Chay: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.

Macau: I photosynthesize with this.

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Chay: Fight me!

Porsche , standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

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Kim: *falls down the stairs*

Chay: Are you okay?

Kinn: Stop falling down the stairs!

Porsche : How’d the ground taste?

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Chay: I need to dye my hair.

Chay: Or get a tattoo.

Chay: Or a piercing.

Chay: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

(Literally chay in ep. 12)

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Porsche : While I'm gone, you're in charge Chay.

Chay: Yes!

Porsche , whispering to Kim: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.

Kim: Obviously.

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Kinn: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Chay.

Porsche : You just said it again.

Chay

Kinn: I am not a role model.

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Porsche , looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Chay: Kinn's in the kitchen.

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Kinn: You know you can die from that, right?

Pete: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Porsche : *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

Chay: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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Porsche : The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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Macau: *writing a letter*

Macau: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard

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Chay: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Tankhun : I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Chay: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.