#taastalks

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it’s been 84 years but i’m writing fanfic and my cat is helping

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I’m out of a job for a while so I’m taking the time to go through my fanfics on google docs and try to clear them out. I’m trying to finally finish and post some of them.

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who the fuck knows if I'll ever finish this but yay for writing at least something?

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Taakitz wedding: who are Taako's and Kravitz's best men?

OOF my first thought was Barry, then I was like wait a minute, is he Taako’s or Kravitz’s best man? But I think that Taako’s best man will be his brother from another mother, Magnus - and Kravitz can have Barry because that poor boy doesn’t have anyone else.

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why am i like this

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Taako, you know, from twitch.tv?

some stuff me and @tanger-catnip thought up some time ago but i thought it was fun so i wanted to make a post :3

taako streams horror games (at kravitz’s fancy-ass apartment) and is absolutely unfazed by all, like I've been through some shit, this is nothing

the jumpscares get him every single time though

he screams and curses like crazy, then gets mad at himself for falling for it

the audience loves it

kravitz is a mortician and gets personally offended by the poor treatment of dead bodies and inaccurate decay patterns (he likes to criticize it all off camera)

Kravitz: this isn’t very realistic.. Taako: *wading through elbow high pool of blood* uh-huh 

a horror game does that thing where they give you a dog companion and kravitz and taako get way too invested. the dog dies like they always do and both of them are distraught

their fans send plush dogs to their PO box and the whole thing becomes a meme and there’s a memorial emote

people speculate if taako is kravitz's sugar daddy or the other way around because taako's got all that youtube money and sponsorships but on the other hand kravitz dresses like he's old money

plot twist: they’re both loaded

one time kravitz gets out of the shower, and taako is trying everything to get him to walk past the camera shirtless think of the subscribers babe! what’s even the point of having a hot BF if you can’t show off?

Kravitz: Love and emotional support?

krav flexes and taako swoons, blushing bright pink and the chat goes wild guessing what’s going on off-camera

taako is definitely a ragequitter, he drops the controller and crosses his arms when he dies in the game or goes off camera to scream into a pillow

he plays FNAF for one hour then gives up forever like i thought games were supposed to be fucking fun!!

sometimes he streams and plays Professor Layton with angus (or maybe a Caleb Cleveland game?) and Overwatch with joaquin

Outlast highlights:

gets to the part with Eddie and explodes into laughter, at the first “darling”, yells for Kravitz to come see because Brian’s in this game!

gets chased by Eddie and is like thanks dude I’m very taken and when he hangs himself taako is throwing up the double middle finger

gets to the part with the sawblade and he looks into the camera like ‘whelp’ 

krav check it out they got their dicks out and everything! like the last thing you wanna see in an insane asylum :D

also: demonetized this one’s not going on youtube

by popular demand, he tries a Slenderman game

Taako: this ain't even scary, dude looks like merle's boyfriend Merle (in the chat): thanks a lot kid, forget about your candlenights present Taako: look at him tho, tall skinny ass motherfucker, pale as a sheet, wears a suit...

and then merle’s like shit you’re right

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guys, barry is so fucking great he needs more love

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I’m relistening and I absolutely forgot that Taako just fucking strips to his underwear in front of Jenkins (and everyone else on the train) and then he just sheepishly pulls his robes back on after a moment...