#tabbyfagin

[luikapu]

i can't believe you haven't done anything with tabby, she's like the prettiest girl in your grade

Too late now! I was probably scared her dog was going to bite me.

I ship you with ______!

[scottyradcliffe]

Tabby

As far as non-Winter girls go, she was one of the coolest. In another life I could have married such a cool dog lady for sure. 

Send me a name and I’ll tell you whether I’d fuck, marry, or kill them.

[jcfacilier]

@tabbyfagin:

You’d be mistaken there. Me and dogs get along much better than me and people.

Oh. Well, uh, I’m real sorry for assuming. Is that because of the people or because of you?

[jcfacilier]

you know what'd be cute? you and tabby fagin

I don’t really know Miss Tabby, but she’s real nice to her animals, so she’s probably real nice to people, too.

@tabbyfagin

I ship you with ______!

[sawyercalhoun]

So I’m not big on fake romantic holidays based on corporate greed trying to keep Hallmark and Hershey’s afloat in the off season. But I figured Galentine’s Day passed and I didn’t send you anything and since you’re like my only friend, I should probably show you some appreciation. These are Forgotten Kisses, my mom always used to make them when I was little and they’re basically the only thing I know how to make besides Ramen. The aren’t a crowning achievement in chocolate, hazelnut mousse cake but I promise they aren’t baked with loved.

Tabby

[sawyercalhoun]

[ text from tabby] You wouldn't happen to be working on any New Valentine's Day menus, would you? Because I am starving.

[text] Of course I’m working on new Valentine’s dishes! What kind of chef would I be if I didn’t give into the mania of making everything shaped like hearts?