#table humper

[roseslitfam-blog]

"You two have been spending a lot of time together lately." terrifyingxrenegade

“We have been, haven’t we? Greg is just so much fun! You'd know what I mean if you actually ever agreed to hang out with him and I~”

[roseslitfam-blog]

"Wow! Everything's changing!" defectiveqxartz

“I know, right? Everything’s always changing on this planet... Isn’t it fascinating?”

[worksofmorp-blog]

"Army! You're here! I missed you so much!" ncvyruby

“Yeah yeah, I’m...”

“Army? You can’t seriously be accepting that weirdo human’s weirdo nicknames, can you?”

[saltygayspacerock-blog]

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46. Have you ever taken a fall for someone? 

a few times. once i vaguely remember was completely unintentional, i was like 4 or 5 or something and some kid blamed me for something i didnt do, and no one believed i didnt do it. it was minor i think, but still made me very upset.

47. Have you ever forced or let someone take a fall for you?

forced, nah. let, probably a couple of times. never for anything major, and i can’t remember what for. i just vaguely recall it happening.

[saltygayspacerock-blog]

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7. Who do you wish you could be honest with?

i don’t think i’m particularly dishonest to anyone? it would be nice if i could be more honest… or more open, i suppose, about my feelings to the person i like. i’m already probably more open than i should be, but i just wish i could be as affectionate as i’d like to be.

if that makes any sense. i just mean i’m not dishonest with them, but i’m not as open as i’d like. it’s the closest answer i can get to this.

35. What are you proudest of? 

i’m really not proud of a lot of things about myself. but i suppose i am proud of my open-mindedness and my understanding of human emotion? at least, i’d like to think i understand it quite well…

[saltygayspacerock-blog]

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53. Have you ever cheated on someone?

never. i think that’s just a really horrible thing to do?? the thought of it happening to me is just... really upsetting

54. Have you ever been cheated on?

sort of, once. i was dating a girl and she was tweeting about how she was flirting with a cute guy she liked. i don’t know if that’s really cheating, but it made me extremely uncomfortable... we broke up soon after that.

55. Have you ever taken revenge on someone?

no? not in a serious manner. i’m not the type of person that really believes in revenge.

[saltygayspacerock-blog]

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34. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done? 

became a weeb

[saltygayspacerock-blog]

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29. Describe a time you felt like a hypocrite.

i try not to be a hypocrite bc i really dislike when people say or do hypocritical things, but tbh i often say/do contradictory things by accident that make me feel like one. almost never on purpose, tho.

nothing comes to mind right away aside from my saying salty jokes aren’t funny anymore though, lmao.

31. Describe a time you felt like a hero.

hero? i don’t really know about that. i suppose it’s nice when i get to do things like calm arguments between friends or cheer people up when they’re down, but “hero” seems like a bit of an egotistic term to refer to myself, haha. probably just my lack of self-esteem tho.