Chapter 3, TABLE the Traveler
The plane landed finally in Greenland. As TABLE stepped off the plane, the first thing he noticed was how green it was. Everything, from the ground to the signs above the shops, to the people living there, to the literal sky itself, was green. TABLE couldn’t wait to wipe away the disgusting color and soak the land with the blood of its inhabitants. He dreamed of an empire, in which citizens would bow to him and those unlucky enough to stand in his way would be subjected to… torture!!! TABLE, now gripped with a fiery rage stormed from the airport in search of nuclear weapons.
TABLE marched towards the nearest local, demanding in Greenlandic for them to hand over the nuclear weapons. But TABLE was shocked when the person responded confusedly, not in Greenlandic, but in... French!
The person spoke French, and said what may have roughly translated to, “Liquid dessert. Beef is cooked in salted water and other ingredients, sometimes with sugar. Food is usually kept in brine for 3-14 days. Moisture recovery naturally increases the volume and weight of the final product. 4 percent.
This can be done by cooking in liquid cooking liquid. The faster the process, the heavier the end product will be and the more salt it will impart to the food. It ended a few days later. [18]. Ham liquids are often made after processing or cooking.
Italian prosciutto is called prosciutto because it is made outside of Italy and is first grilled and then fried.
Finally pasteurized. According to Italian regulations, salt nitrites, sugar dextrose fructose lactose maltodextrin, milk protein may contain soy protein. natural or modified starch; The smell and taste of gelatin and the smell.”
TABLE did not know how to respond. He had only taken French for one year in the Home Depot School for Appliances.
TABLE said hesitantly, « Oui, oui ? Je vais mange un taxi. Mais, j’aime jambon. »
The person looked very perplexed and walked away quickly.
As they left, they said, “Tú no hablas español. ¡Mi madre hace un jamón! Tu padre hace sus mermeladas curadas. ¿Dónde estás tu? ¿Nosotros estamos en Francia?”
TABLE was prepared for this; he had been doing Duolingo for 137 days. He said to man as he grabbed his arm with his power cord, “Tu madre es un perro de la casa de Montague.”
The man gasped, “un perro de la casa de Montague mueves me.”
TABLE replied, “un perro de la casa del Montague mueves me golpear.”
TABLE ran away from the man. He was in distress, in the wrong country and scared and alone… TABLE began to cry. How could things come to this? All he wanted to do was take over the world and murder and oppress all of its inhabitants. Was that really so much to ask? TABLE did not know how to go on. He didn’t even speak that much Spanish. Maybe this was the end. Tears streamed down his face, the sadness engulphed him. The airport flooded with tears as his grief filled the building.