Let’s terrorize the Danes with mama
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Let’s terrorize the Danes with mama
I AM like if Beowulf was a 23 year old girl who was born in New Jersey. By the way.
Couple’s costume. Johnny Truant and Dr. Gregory House
If I were a bird id be a barn owl and i’d live in an old dilapidated barn and i’d vomit up bones and fly silently through the night and screech and wake people up at 2am and the whole world would love me. By the way.
Trying my hand at poetry. Can’t hear a PEEP on account of being ASLEEP. Can’t drive a JEEP on account of being ASLEEP. Can’t even WEEP on account of being ASLEEP.
This Beowulf shit DOES make me wanna weave a tapestry like I get it. I get it.
Seriously though where are all the fics where the characters work in sterile compounding this is an untapped and deeply relatable market I feel
Everytime I read a good book it makes me want to latch onto someone like a leech but like. Affectionately