Maybe she’s been taking this host thing a tad too seriously. At least, with the volume of strangers coming through the portal nowadays, she’s struggling to think of something new, something more exciting — geeze, it’s seriously hard to top yourself when you’re already the funniest person in town.
Exaggerations aside, though, it’s just been another ordinary day of peeking into the alleyway during her first break, her second, and then as work lets out. A sigh’s fully ready to tumble forth from already-tired vocal chords ( maybe I’ll just play video games with Len tonight ); but instead, but the sight of purple and gold against Mr. Dumpster’s otherwise dismal backdrop sends a thrill through her. She breaks into a huge smile and is about to greet the stranger with her usual enthusiasm, but the nagging thought from earlier brings her feet to a stop.
More exciting, more exciting.
She can do that — she’s an idol, after all. And every good idol has a catchphrase, so, beginning once more, striking an adorable pose with two fingers in a ‘v’ formation in front of one eye while her right foot’s kicked up behind her, Rin winks. It’s the perfect time to debut a catchphrase of her own. “With the sweetest, brightest, and cutest voice, I’m the fourteen-year-old idol Rin Kagamine!” And hey, even if this is a total flop, it’s never too late to start promoting her image overseas. Or does this whole portal travel make it overgalaxies?
Ever the opportunist, she forges on with a silent plea to her brother — sorry, but I’m just gonna tell a tiiiiny white lie! “I’m super famous in this country, y’know, so you should be thankful that the amazing Rin-sama’s here to escort you!”