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♥ I'm bready for it, scratch my back please

{ Nonsexual acts of Intimacy | x | drearncatcher } 

♣: Back scratches♥: Your muse crying about something 

Andy hummed lightly as he made his way around the backroomof the store. It had been a slow day and honestly those were his favouritedays. Once he was done taking inventory he headed back to the counter whereBrenda was. He didn’t think much of it when he saw her hunched over theregister. Not until he heard a soft sob coming from her. Cautiously Andy placeda hand on her beck before moving around in an attempt to see her face.

“Brenda what’s wrong?” He asked gently before cupping hercheeks. No reply. “Brenda I swear to god. What’s wrong?” With that she slouchedover in his arms releasing another sob. “Kim Taeyeon I swear I’m going to ki--”“It’s my back. It’s been itching for an eternity now and I can’t reach.” At herwords Andy squeezed her cheeks before gently whipping the tears on her cheeks.

Carefully he moved her to sit on the counter. “You’rePMS-ing aren’t you?” He asked as he rubbed a little at various spots on herback trying to find the source on the itch. “That’s a solid maybe.” Brendareplied before humming a bit as he found the spot. He’d be lying if he said hewas mad-- Maybe just a little. “Don’t cry over stuff like this you loaf ofbread. Just tell me next time. What if you scare a costumer off with your whalecries?” His question was answered with a punch to the gut. Life was good.

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Cell phone meme - Brend and snap

{ Cell Phone HeadCanons | x }

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Breadna Sticks

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

This one

 - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Superheroes by the Script

- my muse’s last text to your muse

{ text; Breadna Sticks } Harl and the Bummer are back. This is not a drill.

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“You’ve been out for days. I was worried you really became deadpool.”

{ illness meme | x }

“You’re so cute and funny.” He said in a rather annoyed tone before sliding from window onto the floor. “I need ice. And food. And a new costume.” He groaned before pulling his mask off. “I’m pretty sure I bent in a way the human body shouldn’t even consi-- Can you get me some water thought? I’m thirsty Bre--” And so he passed out. For a minute, sadly-- He rolled onto his back before gasping for air. “What the f-- Sadly? Okay back to the water thought--”

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That awkward moment when your best friend tries to be you. Jinyoung please.

{’ flips luscious blonde wig } Bitch please.

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Wait I didn't do that properly- I'm still taking them away cause you suck! ( `she screeched ) You didn't tell me you moved in, you little shit. ( `clicks her tongue )

Mom I moved in. {’ he clicks his tongue back as he looks at her } There. I told ‘ya. Now leave my cats alone before I raid your apartment. I also need my check since I can’t sign them anymore please and thank you~ ♥

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I'll call you a limp noodle if I want, you limp noodle. What'cha gonna do about it? ( `she puffs her chest out with her head held high, partially because she was trying to look confident, mostly cause she was too short to see his reaction otherwise )

Brenda Kim I'm gonna pick you up and put you on the top shelf again. {' he made a face as he leaned down pressing his forehead against hers. regardless of what he said he loved picking on her far too much for his own good, so he didn't think twice about bumping her head with his own maybe, just maybe a bit harder than intended. } Still as thick as a damn brick.

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drearncatcher:

"It’s like you don’t even know my name" She looks off slightly exasperated, moving closer to subtly steal the warmth radiating from him. "Are you sure about that Ranch Dressing? Are you really su— this is exactly why you’re an asshole to me, huh?"

"This is exactly why I'm an asshole to you Brenda." He snorted before doing the most cliché thing he could think off. That's right-- He gave her his coat. Very classy move Jun. "I swear to god I'm gonna punch myself in the throat one of these days--" Please pay attention to Brenda she probabl-- "Thinks I'm crazy yeah-- Oh."