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A quick sketch of Tag by the very talented the monkey draws!  I love it man, thank you so much! ^_^

[asktheragamuffin]

Lived long enough to become the villain?

The grey furred yordle walked into the room, loudly closing the door and locking it behind him.  “I’m baaaaack.”  He says in a sing-song tone, turning to the only other occupant of the room.  He walks with confidence to the figure in the middle of the room, not noticing, or not caring, about their subtle attempts to pull their arms and legs free of the ropes on the chair.

“I got you a present Ali!”  The ragamuffin beams, raising a bloody, dripping bag and shaking it as he giggles.  “Now there’s no one left but us!  No one to stand in the way.  No one trying to steal you from me.”  He lets the bag drop to the floor with a wet, meaty splat.  Placing his hands on the arms of the chair, he leans over the bound butler, blood dripping down his face, his eyes wide with gleeful insanity.  “I won’t give up on us Clovis, we can work!”  He brings his face within inches of the smaller yordle’s gagged, trembling face.  “I’ll make us work.”

[asktheragamuffin]

I can't beleve you lived long enough to become the villain

“Villain?  Why I can’t imagine what ya mean.”  The Ragamuffin smirks, spinning a rusty, jagged shiv with his fingers.  “I’m just a bum, a filthy fuckin animal!“  A swift punch to the knee brings the speaker to crashing down, bone shattering and tendons snapping.  The yordle keeps talking, his tone cold and bitter.  “No one gives a shit bout some homeless nobody, but ya know what?“  The shiv plunges into the good leg at the thigh, twisting as it goes.  The grey yordle kicks the speaker onto his back, moving to stand over him and cracking his knuckles.  “No one gives a shit bout dead guys either.”

[asktheragamuffin]

"Oh! Nice outfit!"

“Heh, thanks.”  The yordle’s eyes widen as he sees who he’s talking to.  “Woah!  Yer that, rat fella from Zaun ain’t cha?  Tweak or Fitch or somthin right?”

[dutiful-butler]

//Tag aka Smokey Quartz for the gem AU

[asktheragamuffin]

♥

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If we kissed?

[] Quickie.[x] Tongue.[x] Softly bite your lip.[] We wouldn’t.[x] Long and meaningful.[] Let’s hit up the bedroom.[] You remember last time?[] Awkward…[] Lol no.Would I go out with you?[x] Yes, definitely.[] No.[x] I want to, but it wouldn’t work.[] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family.[] You’re cute, but probably not.[] Just simply not my type.[x] If I knew you better.[] Already did.[] I don’t know.If we took a picture together, we’d be…[] Hugging each other.[x] Just chilling.[] Holding hands.[] Kissing.[x] Acting dumb.[x] Normal picture.[] You holding me from behind.You are…[] Cute/Pretty.[] Good looking.[] Sexy.[x] All of the above You + me + room = …[] Movies.[] Cuddling.[] Hanging out.[] Kissing.[] Playing games.[x] Everything.[] Wouldn’t let you in.You should…[x] Hit me up.[] Be mine.[] Marry me.[] Reblog this so I can send you a heart.[] be studyingIf we got married, I’d…[] Divorce you.[] Make kids.[] Take your money and bounce.[x] Smash dat ass every day.[] I would cheat on you.[x] Be faithful.[] Kill you in your sleep [] We wouldn’t

Tag may or may not totally want to bang Veigar eight ways to sunday

[asktheragamuffin]

♥ //For fun

Send me a ♥ and I’ll fill out

If we kissed?

[x] Quickie.[] Tongue.[x] Softly bite your lip.[] We wouldn’t.[] Long and meaningful.[] Let’s hit up the bedroom.[] You remember last time?[] Awkward…[] Lol no.Would I go out with you?[] Yes, definitely.[] No.[] I want to, but it wouldn’t work.[x] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family.[] You’re cute, but probably not.[] Just simply not my type.[x] If I knew you better.[] Already did.[] I don’t know.If we took a picture together, we’d be…[] Hugging each other.[x] Just chilling.[] Holding hands.[] Kissing.[x] Acting dumb.[] Normal picture.[] You holding me from behind.You are…[x] Cute/Pretty.[] Good looking.[] Sexy.[] All of the above You + me + room = …[x] Movies.[x] Cuddling.[x] Hanging out.[] Kissing.[x] Playing games.[] Everything.[] Wouldn’t let you in.You should…

[] Hit me up.[] Be mine.[] Marry me.[] Reblog this so I can send you a heart.[] be studying

If we got married, I’d…[] Divorce you.[] Make kids.[] Take your money and bounce.[] Smash every day.[] I would cheat on you.[x] Be faithful.[] Kill you in your sleep [] We wouldn’t

Haven’t really interacted with you that much so I did my best

[asktheragamuffin]

☱

It’s been a while since my last entry, but I guess a lot’s happened.  After I got busted up by some muggers, Ali let me clean off with a bath and gave me some clean clothes!  I knew I was right about him, he even let me work at the Laurent estate.  He’s such a nice guy, it’s such a shame he seems so sad all the time.  Maybe it’s just how he is but I don’t think so.  I’ve got a plan though, I’m gonna try and get him to smile.  There’s a fair coming to town soon, maybe I can ask the lady upstairs to let him have some time off.  I hope it works.  I bet his smile is beautiful.