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John Dies at the End (2012)

Smoking: Splatter

This movie is listed as Horror, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and a comedy. I’ve seen this movie so many times in the past 11 years. Definitely one of those What The Fuck did I just watch? movies. Something to watch when you’re baked, or even if you just like the strange and unusual, as Lydia describes herself.

I made myself a fancy cup of coffee with whip cream and chocolate sauce in preparation for this movie. Wanted something delicious to go with the creepy.

We follow Chase Williamson, Dave, around as he is on a drug called "Soy Sauce" and trying to find out what happened to his friend John, played by Rob Mayes.

One of my favorite things about this movie is that they got Paul Giamatti to play a role. Like what are the odds he’s in this movie. I don’t even think that this movie went into theaters. I found out about it from a guy I was seeing at the time it came out and it is based off of a book he read so I’m not sure if it went straight to… you know what… l’ll just leave this hear. It isn’t important. What is, a girl just burst into several snakes and a door knob turned into a dick!

Now we have this meat man, literal man made out of different meats (whole turkey, ribs, sausage links).

There is the randomest band. They sing “Camel Holocaust” its definitely not s song like I’ve ever heard before. The beat is really good though. We are seeing this band as a background to how they got Soy Sauce.

We Meet Robert Marley, played by Tai Bennett. He does a really good job of playing someone reaaaaaally creepy. He is going about proving Dave that his abilities are real. All I have to say is high or not, a lot of what happens in this movie makes a lot of sense. Makes you think.

Love that the dog in this movie has a punny name. it’s Bark Lee 🤣

Yes, let me put a syringe that has an unknown drug in out pants pocket. Yes yes, that sounds like a smart idea 🙄

Idk what it is about CW. He just cracks me up through this whole movie. When he first gets injected and is talking to the priest. It’s some freaking/funny shit 😂

If you know anything about Doug Jones, it should give you some insight into the level of creep factor he brings to this movie.. I swear in Buffy it’s the creepiest.

Pause! Time to refill 😊

Okay so this next part. The dude’s mustache just comes ripping off of his face and then flies around like a fucking bat!! Like WHAT?!

I’m like not even half way through the movie and at 500 words. What are y’all going to do with me? Lol. I just run off. Wonder if more than my bestie actually reads these.. hmmm. Oh well. I enjoy it so that’s all that matters 😝

RM is proving a point to CW about how he is able to hear him so you just have CW walking around town with a bratwurst on a bun up to his ear.

Get high, start acting like an advanced rain man 😂

Bark Lee saves the day!! He sure can drive 😂

Now I do have to say that the ghost door and using someone who is an amputee to open it was a pretty unique thing. We have Amy, played by Fabianne Therese. She is missing her left hand and she uses it to turn the doorknob.

They enter this other world to destroy their next enemy. Korrok.

Bark Lee saves the day again. What a good boy.

I’ll leave the rest of this for you to watch. It is definitely all it is described to be. If you’re wondering where to watch it, you can buy the DVD like me, or rent it on Prime. At least as of this posting it is on Prime Video.

Toke on 😶‍🌫️

-RRR

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John Dies at the End

John Dies at the End er en komi horror film som strekker sine tentakler i mange retninger. Her er parallelle universer, zombier, abnorme insekter og fremfor alt, et dimensjonsbøyende designer dop som gir dem som tar det tilgang til andre menneskers tanker og drømmer samt innsikt i fremtidige hendelser. Dave Wong (Chase Williamson) sitter i en svakt opplyst kinesisk restaurant og forteller sin utrolige om hvordan han fikk sine ekstraordinære evner til å redde verden, til reporteren Arnie Blondstone (Paul Giamatti). Det hele starter som en buddy historie om John (Rob Mayes) og Dave. John og Dave er kompisene som på en konsert prøver dopet Soyasaus. Det er mange ting som gjør dette dopet til noe helt annet, men det mest særegne er at det ikke virker annet enn om dopet velger deg! Og er du blitt valgt gjør Soyasaus slik at de valgte kan se inn i fremtiden, dra til alternative univers og lese andre menneskers tanker. John kan også snakke etter å ha dødd av en overdose samt at de møter den snakkende hunden, Bark Lee. Arnie er med rette sterkt tvilende til Daves historie, men flere svært så reelle bevis får raskt Arnie på andre tanker. Dør John på slutten? Eller er han død hele tiden? Er vi alle døde? Tittelen er like surrealistisk som historien Dave forteller Arnie, og som historien regissør Coscarelli, forteller oss. John Dies at the End fortelles gjennom flere flashbacks og har også Dave som voice over forteller i store deler av filmen som stort sett følger Dave på en oppdagelsesreiser i Soyasusens hallusinogene vrangforestilling av verden slik vi kjenner den. Mye av stemningen i filmen er derfor famlende og utforskende. Vi vet aldri hva som kommer rundt neste sving, og John Dies at the End overrasker hele tiden. Her er ingen logikk, skral kronologi og store doser surrealisme. David Lynch møter The Twilight Saga? John Dies at the End er en filmatisering av boken med samme navn, skrevet av David Wong (pseudonym for Jason Pargin). Regien er ved Don Coscarelli som er mest kjent for Phantasm serien og Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) og Paul Giamatti (Sideways – 2004), som spiller journalisten Arnie har puttet penger i prosjektet. Alt i alt er John Dies at the End en snål film. I snålhet minner den litt om Quentin Dupieux´s Rubber (2010), men overgår Rubber i blod og gørr og flytter grensene for absurditet. Med sine flygende barter, avkuttede lemmer med egen vilje, bratwurst mobiltelefoner, og en hund som kjører en bil gjennom et hus som står i brann, er det trygt å si at John Dies at the End vil gå over hodet på de fleste, og blir den husket, så antakelig som en dårlig tullefilm de skulle ønske de aldri hadde brukt tid på. De dette ikke gjelder vil antakelig synes filmen er tipp topp og at universet i John Dies at the End er herlig annerledes og forfriskende. Karakter: 1/5

-Roar Stavelin

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Your eyes snap open, and the explosion at the end of the dream becomes the clap of thunder outside your window ... You see, you gotta ask yourself, man. You gotta be really brave to ask yourself the scary questions. How did your mind know, David, that the thunder was coming? ... The thunder came right as she hit the detonator at the end of your dream. Your mind started to dream thirty seconds before the thunder. Now, how did your mind know that the thunder was coming?

 Robert Marley aka The Fake Magical Jamaican (Tai Bennett) 'John Dies at The End'

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Tai Bennett in John Dies at the End

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO TAI BENNETT TAG

Gonna right this wrong

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oh my god I am so attracted to Tai Bennett

I'm gonna die