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deadreckon-deactivated20230712

these guys were onto something i think

kosmogrl

#the lion is going to be fucking homeless in a month

monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

monchursouls

What

rat-in-the-grain

What

Asking for help- I don’t want to be homeless

Hello, my name is Ben Brengle, and I am in desperate need of assistance. My pa… Benjamin Brengle needs your support for Ben and Shawn's Emer

Hi, my name is Shawn and my partner and I have been living in the same building for the last six years paying $620 in rent a month ( the original lease attached was for $600 but was raised after a couple years due to water costs). Recently our building sold to new owners who increased the rent first to $1,650 and then to $2,100. I am currently waiting to see if I will be approved for disability meaning my partner who works but is also disabled, has been having to handle the brunt of our expenses. This is way past what we can afford.

Our savings went towards paying for my knee surgery last year so we cannot currently afford movers, or the deposits needed to even secure a new apartment. On top of that we are badly behind on our utilities. We have applied for aid through the state but the waitlist is incredibly long and we have yet to hear back from anyone except for to ask for more documentation.

We are hoping to secure enough to pay first and last month’s rent + security deposit on whatever place we are able to find in our price range which comes out to a little over $3200. I’m not sure what it will cost to hire movers but as we can only rely on friends and family for so much it’s not something we can forgo. Google estimates costs to be at least $1000. Our gas and electric bills are about $1600 combined and I can provide the shutoff notices we received if required. I have set up payment plans on both but as behind as we are we haven’t been able to make much of a dent and I am concerned that it will impact our likelihood of finding a landlord who will want to rent to us with this hanging over our heads.

I don’t expect to be able to cover everything and am not asking for any help with my medical debt— but baseline we need to be able to pay the deposit for our new apartment. We have found a location we like that is $1100 a month and are hoping to make an offer soon.

I understand this is a lot to ask but my partner has no family we can ask and both my parents are struggling as well.

Happy to answer any questions or provide any documentation I can. I have already attached or our original lease and the rent increase notice.

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

#personal #gofundme #help please #donations

outofcontextdiscord

not-a-spy-garak

what-even-is-thiss

Run your day old baguette under water real quick do NOT soak it just give it a quick pass under the water then put it in a 400F oven for like 8-10 minutes then it will be like new do you understand it’s beautiful it’s like resurrection

what-even-is-thiss

Your baguette will be born anew in the trials of water and fire trust me on this

speedlimit15

Night time is the best because you get to drink nightwater which has 10% bonus benefits and deliciousness when compares to daywater

verodynamix

Things that happen in Dawntrail that sound like shitposts:

You are invited to meddle in the affairs of a major political power. These events with extremely serious ramifications for global politics include gardening, animal herding, mountain climbing, and a bake-off.

Night City travels diagonally through time and fuses with a small town in Arizona.

An uplifting Hollywood movie pop-gospel song about unity plays over a montage of you and your friends building a bomb.

You down a suspiciously beaver-themed energy drink and briefly go super saiyan.

The temporally anomalous catboy dad deepthroats two scoops of nothing-flavored ice cream in an attempt to ease the tension at his work friend's family reunion. Somehow, this actually achieves the desired effect.

An AI-generated ghost attempts to burn all of the world's people and resources to extend the life of their metaverse Disneyland for other AI-generated ghosts. In response, you proceed to fight a robotic biblically-accurate angel inside their mind palace.

Dead baby cave.